Season One Finale: Two Men Kissing

Season One Finale: Two Men Kissing

The gang retells Jesse's ABBA moshpit fiasco, dives into Sierra's high school lore, witnesses Shay and Garrett kissing each other passionately, fleshes out a D&D monster called "The Shmoovement", talks about vidya games, Sierra unveils the true Glup Shitto and many other characters, we recite a couple limericks, chat about Charles Entertainment Cheese's religious affiliation, Joe Biden, drow breast milk, Jesse getting beat up in a fursuit, then shout out our sponsor Sunburst Land LLC, bash on hobby-horsing, and finally, Jesse gets doxxed by everyone including the CEO of Sunburst Land via a live call to close Season One. Chaotic Goods will return in full force in mid-August, but in the meantime, be on the lookout for episode one of our new vodcast "Shay and Garrett vs. Evil" premiering on July 4th! w/ Shay and Sierra Enjoy.

14: Glup Shitto's God Rod

The gang talks about dinosaurs and why Jesse hates them, discusses Scottish memes and television, has an argument regarding the taxonomic rank of humans, reminisces about Whose Line is it Anyway?, goes on a Star Wars and Glup Shitto deep dive, chats about Dropout, plugs Debauchery and Magic's newest teaser, bashes Drake, dusts off the old Sonic the Hedgehog PSAs, shouts out our sponsor, develops the lore of the God Rod, brings the "Trucker Diet" guy into the D&D world, brainstorms Total Party Kevin's Excape from the Nine Party Hells D&D Campaign, and then we look to the future. w/ Sierra Enjoy.

13: Ida-Fuck or Wherever the Ho You Are

Garrett and Jesse talk about IRL and in-game intoxication, we play D&D Trivia, discuss online (non-AI) generators as a Dungeon Master tool, touch on some D&D-themed limericks from Reddit, discuss the upcoming LOTR video game and movie, Jesse burdens the podcast with the dark knowledge of the My Little Pony TTRPG and we chat about simple game systems, then there's more limericks, we play Name that Monster, unveil a new podcast hosted by Garrett and Shay, we try to call a friend, then more limericks, we briefly revisit Bart Fuckle, and give some background on our Discord server - The TTRPGuild. Enjoy.

12: The Legend of Bart Fuckle

The gang assigns D&D classes to characters in The Office, discusses television and instances of D&D in media, pulls random fantasy jokes from the internet, Garrett fills us in on goings-on at InfoWars (fuck you, Alex), we introduce Chaotic Goods' new sponsor Sunburst Land LLC, we briefly talk about cheese heads and bellybutton lint, envision D&D characters in high school, then spend the latter 2/3rds of the entire episode slowly developing a story about love, death, sports, monsters, and Bart Fuckle. w/ Sierra. Enjoy.

11: D&Dave Blunts

The gang introduces a new guest and catches up on their lives, talks about Garrett's LARPing experience, plays Name that D&D Spell, honors Star Wars for May the 4th, plays Name that Monster, unpacks the sins of Wizards of the Coast, talks about Shay's much more cringe LARPing experience, and Garrett quits the podcast. w/ Shay. Enjoy.