The Green Chequered Flag & Cage Flight - stories from this week

Weekly Tales: Just Answer The Question - Please!!! & Pub Fight (or Flight)

Just Answer the Question - Please!!! is a rant about certain people's inability to answer a simple question with a simple answer naming and shaming at least one company. Pub Fight (or Flight) describes an unexpected attack I faced when trying to enjoy a glass of wine at a local hostelry - but not from the usual suspects... Both are taken from my stupidly long running daily blog www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] where you can read more of the same. Humble Brag - I wrote and performed the music too...

Passing a Screen Test & Running Circles Around Retail Hell - this week's best stories

Passing a Screen Test recounts my epic efforts to help fix a monitor with a quick sidebar about the world's worst Bond movie. Running Circles Around Retail Hell is further evidence why my hatred of shopping is perfectly reasonable. Both are from my diary blog at www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] where you can read more of this sort of thing. The music was composed and performed by me too.

The Green Chequered Flag & Cage Flight - stories from this week

The Green Chequered Flag explains why I was able to provide my own hold music when renewing my breakdown cover. Cage Flight describes my battle to stop the wind wrecking my broccoli. Both are taken from my daily blog at www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] I wrote all the words and all the music you will hear, are hearing, or hopefully will hear...

This Week's Words: Traffic Jams and Heavy Chats & Unauthorised Shure Leave

Traffic Jams and Heavy Chats discusses the merits of a long car journey home and the opportunities it provided for a tricky conversation with my son. Unauthorised Shure Leave is the story of my missing Shure SM-58 microphone and it's rediscovery in a most unusual place. Both are taken from my weekly blog at www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] where you can read the other five entries from last week should you wish. I wrote and performed the theme music too.

Weekly tales: Blame the Boys & So Long Song Contest

Blame The Boys describes me wondering why my sons seem to have their lives sorted whereas I do not. So Long Song Contest is my fond farewell to the Eurovision Song Contest and the reasons why this lifetime obsession has ended Both are taken from my weekly blog www.threeflats.wordpress.com [http://www.threeflats.wordpress.com] I wrote and performed the music too. Maybe I should enter Eurovision myself...