DNDJ - Dungeons and Dick Jokes

Season 01 Episode 15 He Stuck His Frosty Dick In You?

TPH deals with the welcome party and then does some castle exploring.

Season 01 Episode 14 Do You Carry The Ice Scepter?

Asharon finally awakes. Don’t worry, you’ll hear it. Blam plays a trick on Morthos while on the Ice Ship. TPH pilots the ship to their destination, the Ice Cave, where they meet the Summer King. I mean the Winter King.

Season 01 Episode 13 Who Brings A Bear To A Zombie Fight?

The ship descends towards TPH. TPH an the towns people, along with Jim fend off the barrage of frozen fucks that litter the town. Troy had a problem understanding directions. The Airship speaks seeking it’s lost treasure. A elf catches Blam’s eye.

Season 01 Episode 12 Red, Brown, And Yellow Snow

The king requests an audience with TPH. Asharon doesn’t awake to the call. Blam confronts The King about the incident. The King proposes a solution. TPH meets Nastya. Morthos gives her the 5th degree for travel. Jim brings his “gear” along. The group is wary about Nastya taking watch by herself. Troy puts his foot down on Hobbits vs Halflings. Perception rolls are not always reality. Winter in Summer is on the horizon and a desperate group of humans are having a shitty time. Morthos tried an interesting diplomatic strategy with them, then really lets us know his feelings of Asharon.

Season 01 Episode 11 Asharon Rides An OwlBear

The race continues with a routine inspection. Asharon crits a ride roll. A riddle perplexes TPH and the race concludes with an unexpected twist.