Chapter 83: Overdue

Chapter 83: Overdue

After preventing a time-looping apocalypse through the highly advanced tactic of simply not touching a glowing rock, our heroes attempt to stealthily infiltrate an ancient archive, which immediately devolves into accidentally domino-toppling centuries of history into a non-Euclidean abyss.

Chapter 82: Please Speak Thy Master's Name After the Beep

Between listening to a gleefully homicidal AI roast its decaying master and temporarily abandoning their freshly petrified gnome as a hallway decoration, the party blows up an infernal porcupine and prepares to violently revoke a demonic librarian's tenure.

Chapter 81: Cleric on Fire

While Delnis gets a holy sunburn and Doug repeatedly attempts to fly in his indestructible jorts, the party barely survives an exploding badger just to skip a nap and go murder a librarian.

Chapter 80: Tech Support

The party is forced to perform aggressive percussive maintenance with their weapons when a condescending magical AI tries to delete them using lethal pop-up windows, rejected password prompts, and plagiarizing hard-light deepfakes.

Chapter 79: Mind Over Splatter

After turning a council of ancient telepathic brains into smoothies and solving a magical game of Where's Waldo, the party comes face-to-face with the dungeon's most horrifying monster yet: an obnoxiously cheerful AI assistant.