Empire Newscast

S1 - Ep7. Jeans to die for & Court cases to w*nk about!

IN THIS WEEKS SHOW; * Real life Italian Job * Man masterbates to court case * Girl killed for wearing jeans * Big Mac car thief * Supermarket shelves are EMPTY! We ask; * “what gets on your tits?” And finish with; * Story of the week! Email [news@empirenewscast.com]us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits! news@empirenewscast.com [news@empirenewscast.com] See you next week! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations [https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations]

S1 - Ep 6. Jeff Bezos dick rocket & Drones make it rain!

IN THIS WEEKS SHOW; * Jeff Bezos and his massive dick…..rocket! * Drones make rain * Dad names daughter after mistress! * 82 Teeth * Man dies and “see’s Heaven & Hell” * The best Dad Joke EVER!!!!!!! We ask; * “what gets on your tits?” And finish with; * Story of the week! Email [news@empirenewscast.com]us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits! news@empirenewscast.com [news@empirenewscast.com] See you next week! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations [https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations]

S1 - Ep 5. Man balances hoe on face!

IN THIS WEEKS SHOW; * Record breaking hoe! * McDonalds staff leave * Amazon Prime Fish * Husband takes wife’s friend on honeymoon * Mans trouser snake bitten by snake on the toilet * UFO’s in Devon! We ask; * “what gets on your tits?” And finish with; * Story of the week! Email [news@empirenewscast.com]us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits! news@empirenewscast.com [news@empirenewscast.com] See you next week! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations [https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations]

S1 - Ep 4. Animal farm & Incest!

IN THIS WEEKS SHOW; * Let Me Breathe * Spooky couple talk shite! * Youngest mother in the UK * Dad & Daughter love each other too much! * Animal Farm * Man castrates for fun! We ask; * “what gets on your tits?” And finish with; * Story of the week! Email [news@empirenewscast.com]us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits! news@empirenewscast.com [news@empirenewscast.com] See you next week! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations [https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations]

S1 - Ep 3. No Spoon?..... use your cock!

IN THIS WEEKS SHOW; * Police officer stirs tea with his cock! * Cat Born with no Arsehole * No cream cheese?! - Meet my gun! * Piss your pants - it's fashion! * "Hello 911, what's your emergency" * Amazon love landfill * We ask “what gets on your tits?” * And share your Story of the week! Email [news@empirenewscast.com]us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits! news@empirenewscast.com [news@empirenewscast.com] See you next week! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations [https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations]