We Did It. We Saved Star Wars.

The Sacred Art of Bad Metaphors

You have no idea how good this episode is going to be. Let me put it into perspective: this is AS GOOD as an episode of another podcast that's like, really good. Tantalizing, I know. And today Daniel brings us a host of other metaphors that are even more enticing. And after that - Joey has an existential crisis about how much of his life was spent on video games. Email us! [ebtpquestions@gmail.com]

Elmer's Fun Show & Microsoft's Quantum Chips

Welcome to Elmer's Fun Show... where Elmer talks about things that could theoretically be fun. Is the show fun? No. But that's okay. Elmer's used to it. AND THEN join Joey & Daniel as we explore Would-You-Rathers and talk about Microsoft's breakthrough into Sci-Fi madness

Oops! All MMOs

Failing game franchise? Make it an MMO. Want to make more money? Make it an MMO. Toast falls butter side down? Listen carefully: Make it an MMO. But be warned - if you take this road, you will have to listen to a horrible rendition of an Obi Wan Romance. Run while you can.

We Did It. We Saved Star Wars.

Hollywood Executives, Film Writers, this is my gift to you: the movie ideas that'll save your whole franchise. After all, who WOULDN'T want to explore the marital strife of two Gonk Droids? Email us! [ebtpquestions@gmail.com]

Polls, Harambe, and Horse-wives

Your votes have not gone unnoticed. Today we review all of the votes that have come in so far! Then, did Nascar kill Harambe? Should it be legal to produce Centaurs? (No) All that and more - ONLY ON: Every Body Takes Poops (EBTP)