Ep. 6 - The Totally Normal Sized Mermaid

Monkey Heart-Ons

The boys decide to take back to the basics. To the heart of it all. Thats right baby. Africa. A tale from the tip of Swahili, to its influence in Indian tales i mean come on. Can you say, Mr. International? Plus, a story, INSIDE, of a story? Storyception? What do we even call this. Also what in the actual fuck is a washerman. And why do they have donkeys? Plus, the monkey in this story? Totally fucks. Like guaranteed. Check out our other great podcasts at The Helios Network [https://www.theheliosnetwork.com/] Support the show [https://pod.fan/fairly-odd-fairytales]

Ep. 6 - The Totally Normal Sized Mermaid

We rejoin our boys as they venture into the depths of the sea. Joined by first mate Kate, they uncover the secret of the fair maiden Ariel, and her unholy contract with the Queen of Mean, Ursula. From unrequited love, to good ole country music, this episode has it all. So pour up, and dive in, as we do “The Little Mermaid” Support the show [https://pod.fan/fairly-odd-fairytales]

Ep. 5 - Jill And Jack

After fighting evil witches, and robbing giants, we slow it down a bit and decide to read some rhymes. "Are Jack and Jill lovers? Siblings? Is Mother Goose their actual Mother? And does Jack's name usually come first because of the Patriarchy? Water does not rhyme with after!"  Yeah, we know, we asked all those questions too. And about the water/after thing, well, I guess you'll just have to listen to find out what that's all about.  (Disclaimer: Mother goose is not an actual goose mom. Although that would be pretty sick. lol. Geese are basically dinosaur birds.)  Support the show [https://pod.fan/fairly-odd-fairytales]

Ep. 4 - We've Bean Waiting!

We rejoin Dem Boyz as they impede on the giant's wife for the third time. Also, Jack Spriggins? Is he banging his moms mom? are we one of those weird websites? And how does Jack make it out alive when he's basically an 11 year old. I was 11 once, but I never stole a harp.   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fairlyoddfairytales/ [https://www.instagram.com/fairlyoddfairytales/] Check out some other amazing podcasts at https://www.theheliosnetwork.com/ [https://www.theheliosnetwork.com/] CW: Language, Alcohol, Smoking Support the show [https://pod.fan/fairly-odd-fairytales]

Ep. 3 - Jackin The Beanstalk

Beans. Its all about the beans man. Add a creepy old man, a little domestic violence, famine, bovine, hugeism, and general teenage angst and you got a dang ole tale ripe for the ears of children. But only if the stories are told by a goose. But not like a baby one. But a mama goose. A hot, sultry, busty, mother goose. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fairlyoddfairytales/ [https://www.instagram.com/fairlyoddfairytales/] CW: Language, Alcohol, Smoking Support the show [https://pod.fan/fairly-odd-fairytales]