David’s Going to Space!!

We’re Going to Key Your Car!

For claiming you’re successful! And how does it feel, Fabulous?

WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!

And other boring middle aged tales!

Do YOU Park Like an Arrogant Jerk?!

And other random crap

David’s Going to Space!!

And Tupac’s eyelashes!

Nose Oil!!

And don’t you dare bash Buffalo!!