300: No Regrets, Just 300 Weeks of Beautiful Chaos

April 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 304

Silicone phone cases, sauce tier lists, spicy margaritas, and a five-foot SpongeBob that needs a deep clean, this compilation has it all. In this compilation, Mike and Matt get into the small things that are quietly getting to them, rank sauces blind with no takebacks, debate what they are buying and selling this month, and guess the price on the wildest Facebook Marketplace finds on the internet. From dad hats and fake weather forecasters to video game paywalls, AI tool portfolios, and 11 dozen goose decoys that look like a scene from Severance, the conversations take unexpected turns and often go off course. 00:00 Why Is Everyone on the Internet a Meteorologist Now? 06:30 Where Does Ranch Land? The Blind Sauce Tier List 11:19 Spicy Margs, AI Tools & Email Inbox Chaos 16:25 The World's Largest SpongeBob Plush Is on Facebook Marketplace Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.

March 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 303

Community questions, hot takes, ridiculous hypotheticals, and a debate about umbrellas in the sun, this compilation has it all. In this compilation, Mike and Matt engage with listener-submitted questions, share their unfiltered opinions, test their morals with Would You Rather, and decide what’s hot or not. From spicy wing limits and seagulls in your house to loyalty rewards, diner food, Alexa chaos, and whether “y’all” deserves respect, the conversations take unexpected turns, often going off course. 00:00 Community Take It! 07:28 Say What? 15:17 Would You Rather? 21:20 Hot Or Not? MERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/ [https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/] FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod [https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ [https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/] Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod [https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod] Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod [https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show. FUNNY BUSINESS A show where Mike and Matt turn internet chaos into conversations worth having. You’ll hear about strange online finds, ridiculous moments, and everyday situations that spiral into debates. Every once in a while, one of them puts the other on the spot with a game, a hypothetical, or a question that’s harder than it sounds. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two college friends who released over 300 straight weekly episodes from 2020 to 2026 and recently changed the format to keep things fun and conversational.

February 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 302

What do a clump of goldfish, a ruined wedding cake, and toe-stained Birkenstocks have in common? They all made it into our February highlight reel. This month was unhinged in the best way. From morally questionable decisions to overpriced Facebook Marketplace chaos, we pulled together the best moments from February’s episodes. 00:00 Intro 00:12 The Ultimate Pizza Topping Draft 05:04 The “Good Listener” Deserves a Trophy 09:18 What’s Your Price to Ruin a Wedding Cake? 12:47 We Guessed Prices for the Weirdest Stuff on Facebook Marketplace Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.

301: Funny Business Is Changing But Not How We Tip

The podcast is changing, but don’t worry, Matt’s still tipping appropriately. We’re kicking off a brand-new format for Funny Business. Monthly full episodes, weekly minis, and the same spicy debates about CPAP Wrapped and owl impressions. 00:00 Intro 03:43 We're Changing The Podcast Format! 14:39 Person of the Week 16:35 Buy Or Sell 38:21 Advice and Outro Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.

300: No Regrets, Just 300 Weeks of Beautiful Chaos

We suited up. We reminisced. We raw-dogged it… with no socks. From episode 1 to 300, it’s been Bud Light Orange, bacon suits, and best friend chaos the whole way through. It’s a full-blown celebration of 300 consecutive episodes, reliving our favorite bits, failed quizzes, cursed boxes, and our most viral moments (yes, the bacon suit makes a return). 00:00 Intro 04:51 Nostalgia Trip For Funny Business 21:35 Person of the Week 22:26 Community Take It! 33:43 Advice and Outro Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.