Ep. 9 - "Girls Trip to Hell!" (w/ Ru Anderson)

Ep. 11 - "Big Bi Boys" (w/ Bri Giger)

Bri Giger (comedian, DJ, actual orphan) talk about being a queer nightlife icon, learning to entertain foster families, what it means to vape, getting hair tested at cop high schools, and having our neurodivergences show up when it matters most. We ask Bri if she think she can g’orphan and her answer might make you crash out tbh.

Ep. 10 - "All Abusers Welcome" (G'Orphan Holiday Special) or Devil Santa’s Laughing in Their Cocoa

It’s the worst time of the year! We tell Xmas stories from our past (think dads smoking 20 cigarettes on the toilet and moms crying about not getting enough presents), and give some actual maybe real advice (if you can believe that!!!) about how to have the least confusing and painful holiday season, and how friends can be there for the g’orphs in their life. Happy holidays ya nasty Christmas devils! A note on sound - there was a live show in the theater next door that resulted in some crazy needle drops and horn sounds cuz OF COURSE someone would play a goof ass soundtrack over our feelings.

Ep. 9 - "Girls Trip to Hell!" (w/ Ru Anderson)

Let’s fucking G’ORPH. We have the brilliant, hilarious RU ANDERSON in the gorphanage! The three tall kings of comedy get into growing up in a Wiccan home, the merits of TERF-free quidditch, Lily Allen’s break up album, religious trauma, and the orphans’ hot takes on plastic surgery. We go down the rabbit hole of Lagree, grill Ru on what it’s like to grow up in a loving home and unpack Ru’s fears of blonde-on-blonde couples.

Ep. 8. - "Don't Bury the Ghoul"

A one-eyed dog got abandoned in a backpack on Hay’s doorstep on their birthday, Cara drops tea about her former clown college and what what it’s like to divide up the wigs in a lesbian breakup. We do IFS therapy on each other (not really) and explore estranged parent Tik Tok. Subscribe on Patreon to look Winx in the eye!

"Big R-Word Energy" (w/ Harper-Rose Drummond)

Okay you might say the So You Think You Can G’Orphan!? guest series premieres! Our bad cousin Harper-Rose (Tea Time pod, LMFAO standup) visits and we go a little feral talking about her star of a mother, Harpy’s sordid past with Cara, the worst uncles we know, the plight of being a real bisexual, and Hay’s first relationship ever with a gogo dancer named Sugar. We also talk to a dog sometimes… consider that a teaser!!