Apocalypse Plans & Shampoo Scandals

Hairdressers, Hailstorms & Matthew McConaughey Bedtime Stories

This episode starts with tornadoes and totaled windshields… and somehow ends with Matthew McConaughey whispering everyone to sleep. The girls talk terrifying airline chaos, hotel sleep rituals, box fans in Dallas, hairstylist burnout, AI hair expectations, and why your stylist probably deserves a raise. Also: why every salon owner is one broken washer away from losing it completely.

Don’t Show Your Stylist Photos Through the Bank Window

In this episode, the ladies vent about clients texting at 1AM, grocery store consultations, and the emotional damage caused by people asking for appointments off the clock. Also included: crying dogs, disc golf shade, “meet and greet” panic, and a very serious discussion about slumber party sleeping arrangements in Dallas.

We Started Talking About Youngblood… Then Somebody Admitted Flashing Axl Rose

One innocent conversation about a TikTok-famous rocker turns into one of the wildest Hair at First episodes yet. The girls discuss: *  Why middle-aged women are obsessed with Youngblood  *  Rock stars from the ‘80s and ‘90s  *  Concert hookups and backstage chaos  *  Legal weed and parenting concerns  *  Social media rules for kids  *  Why today’s generation could never survive beauty school in the 2000s  And yes… there’s a story involving Guns N’ Roses, a tube top, and a very disappointed husband. This episode is hilarious, unfiltered, and absolutely all over the place — exactly how we like it.

We Had Topics Planned... Then Accidentally Got Deep

What started as tanning pools, Zoom-call disasters, and shaky pudding arms somehow turned into one of the realest conversations we’ve had yet. This week the girls talk burnout, friendship, negativity, learning to speak up, pandemic salon memories, and why finding your people matters more than ever. Also: Tessa may or may not have flashed a Zoom meeting once. Typical Hair It Ferst behavior.

Greenwashing, Cheeto Crimes & The Toast That Won’t Die

This week on Hair It First, we dive into greenwashing—what it is, why it’s everywhere, and how brands might be fooling you with “clean” claims. But don’t worry, we keep it real (and a little unhinged) with debates about flaming snack foods, a piece of toast that refuses to mold, and whether “ammonia-free” actually means anything. If you’ve ever questioned what’s really in your products—or just want a laugh—this episode is for you.