Hair It Ferst

We Started Talking About Youngblood… Then Somebody Admitted Flashing Axl Rose

One innocent conversation about a TikTok-famous rocker turns into one of the wildest Hair at First episodes yet. The girls discuss: *  Why middle-aged women are obsessed with Youngblood  *  Rock stars from the ‘80s and ‘90s  *  Concert hookups and backstage chaos  *  Legal weed and parenting concerns  *  Social media rules for kids  *  Why today’s generation could never survive beauty school in the 2000s  And yes… there’s a story involving Guns N’ Roses, a tube top, and a very disappointed husband. This episode is hilarious, unfiltered, and absolutely all over the place — exactly how we like it.

We Had Topics Planned... Then Accidentally Got Deep

What started as tanning pools, Zoom-call disasters, and shaky pudding arms somehow turned into one of the realest conversations we’ve had yet. This week the girls talk burnout, friendship, negativity, learning to speak up, pandemic salon memories, and why finding your people matters more than ever. Also: Tessa may or may not have flashed a Zoom meeting once. Typical Hair It Ferst behavior.

Greenwashing, Cheeto Crimes & The Toast That Won’t Die

This week on Hair It First, we dive into greenwashing—what it is, why it’s everywhere, and how brands might be fooling you with “clean” claims. But don’t worry, we keep it real (and a little unhinged) with debates about flaming snack foods, a piece of toast that refuses to mold, and whether “ammonia-free” actually means anything. If you’ve ever questioned what’s really in your products—or just want a laugh—this episode is for you.

Apocalypse Plans & Shampoo Scandals

The girls kick things off planning their dream bunker (complete with slides and millionaire budgets), but quickly derail into a passionate—and hilarious—rant about hair products, buildup, and why mixing cheap shampoo with the good stuff is basically a crime. Come for the doomsday prep, stay for the unexpected masterclass in reading ingredient labels.

Dolphin Cities, Moon Landing Debates, & a $1,200 Starbucks Crisis

What do dolphins, NASA, and fraudulent Starbucks charges have in common? Absolutely nothing—and that’s exactly why this episode works. The girls spiral from wild dolphin conspiracy theories into heated debates about the moon landing, school half days, and the modern banking nightmare. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and unintentionally hilarious… just the way we like it.