EP 18: "Read the Room! 🤦🏻‍♀️"

EP 18: "Read the Room! 🤦🏻‍♀️"

This week on I'll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino somehow survive another week of American absurdity after the Fourth of July 💩 show tried to wipe out society one exploding firework, heatstroke, and celebrity PR stunt at a time... because, 'Murica. 🇺🇸💀🧨 While 67 people collapsed from the heat at the so-called "Great American State Fair," Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce shut down Midtown Manhattan for a wedding that somehow made the tragic MET Gala seem almost relatable... because apparently nothing says "read the room" like a tone-deaf billionaire romance in a low-income economy. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell is MIA (again 😬... he's probably ⚰️), a New Jersey congressman vanished for four months (did anyone even notice? 🤷🏻‍♀️), Joey Chestnut consumed another 66 hot dogs in the name of patriotism and clogged arteries, and Erik's ongoing mouse problem took a psychedelic turn after one of his mice allegedly ate a mushroom capsule... so if Splinter shows up with four Ninja Turtles, don't say we didn't warn you. 😂🐭🍄🐢 Plus, Christy shares the unexpected breakthrough she finally experienced after 30 years in stand-up comedy, proving that sometimes your biggest career milestone arrives six months late... thanks, menopause. 🤣💀 If we survive another week of freedom, fireworks, and whatever the hell this country is doing, we'll see you next Monday. 🫶🏻 Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/OKtlILgTx-Y ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

EP 17: "Civilization Has Left The Building 👀😂"

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week proving humanity should probably lose its operating privileges after Christy nearly evacuated her apartment at 2AM when exploding lithium batteries in the hidden rickshaw lot behind her apartment building (Erik calls it a pedicab lot… to-may-to/to-mah-to, east coast/west coast… whatever 🙄) turned Midtown Manhattan into a literal dumpster fire 🔥🚒… and at these prices, we can’t afford to burn the whole city down 😩😂 Meanwhile the comedy industry continues proving it has a completely separate set of rules for women 🤦🏻‍♀️, Carlos Mencia apparently stole more than just jokes 💸, Texas somehow LOST AN ENTIRE GIRAFFE for two weeks 🦒👀 (🗣️ 2 WEEKS, TEXAS!!! Getchyo’ life together!!!!), and the Great American State Fair officially entered its Public Masturbation Era because apparently dignity is no longer federally funded 🇺🇸💀 — what a bunch of jerk offs… literally 💀 At this point civilization has left the building… See you next week. 🫶🏻 Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/aShVSVMI6QQ ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

EP 16: "Free Dumb 250 🇺🇸🤦🏻‍♀️💀"

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week of American absurdity after Freedom 250 officially kicked off with all the energy of expired mayonnaise, confirming the White (Trash) House has fully entered its Jerry Springer era 😒🙄🤨 The same “GET OFF MY LAWN” dipshits spent the weekend on the White House lawn jerking off to UFC while America died in real time 🇺🇸💀 In other news, Pete Hegseth got bullied by a bench press 🏋🏻‍♂️💀, Kid Rock is threatening us with an early retirement (he’s still here? 🤔), Darwinism and TikTok challenges continue proving evolution was a mistake, and insecure “men” continue doing the absolute most with the very least (IYKYK ⚽️⚽️) America is officially turning 250 this year… unfortunately mentally we’re about 7. See you next week. 🇺🇸🤦🏻‍♀️ Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4Jnvsd4Hmrk ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

EP 15: "Ultimate Fascist Championship"

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral after Donald Trump celebrated his BIG BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY by transforming the White House lawn into a live-action fascist tailgate party complete with Freedom 250 — a UFC spectacle proving America has officially entered its Monster Energy-sponsored dictatorship era. Unfortunately, we recorded before the event happened, so stay tuned for next week when we break down whatever fresh hell unfolded at this absolute 💩 show. And because America clearly hadn’t suffered enough this week, Tony Hinchcliffe dropped his Netflix special Man of the People and reminded everyone that apparently being an aggressively unfunny hack still gets you a Netflix special 🤦🏻‍♀️ Dream big, kids!!! If America survives this caucasity… we’ll see you then. 🫶🏻 Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/7g7cj_lFCLo ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

EP 14: "Who's Manz Is Dis?"

This week on I’ll TellYa Dis, Christy Miller and Erik Marino kick off Pride Month in the only way they know how: Erik crushed a fetish show in Scranton while Christy let it all out at a gay comedy show in the East Village. Meanwhile, a Bronx funeral home allegedly pulled the ol’ “Switch-a-Roo” with a corpse, which immediately begged the question: “WHO’S MANZ IS DIS?” 💀⚰️ As for the Knicks… Trump showing up for Game 3 of the Finals at MSG has the entire city preparing to scream “WHO’S MANZ IS DIS???” after realizing his cursed courtside energy COULD tank the best Knicks season in decades 🤦🏻‍♀️🗣️ Melania, come get your man! Actually… Melania would probably pull a Mariah Carey and say “I don’t know heem.” (We will have a full follow-up report next Monday.) Meanwhile, Vanilla Ice is somehow STILL the only one IN for the Freedom 250 while everyone else — including Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson — is OUT (whew… Christy almost had to end the relationship 💀💅🏻). It’s seriously giving Great American societal collapse realness 💅🏻 Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/m-rLriTi7Jg ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.