Death In Aisle 7, Dating App Rearrangement, and Porta-Potty Chainsaw Rescue

Death In Aisle 7, Dating App Rearrangement, and Porta-Potty Chainsaw Rescue

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:28) A Piece of My Mind (00:05:12) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:26:23) TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood (00:30:18) Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His House (00:35:09) Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex (00:40:30) You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re Lonely (00:45:33) Employees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In Aisle (00:50:00) Japanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate’s Lips Shut (00:53:43) Man Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by Firefighters (00:57:28) Ask Pancho (01:11:00) Insane Game Show (01:30:43) Coming Next Episode (01:35:17) Closing It's not everyday a shopper dies in the baking aisle at the supermarket and it's not everyday a supermarket has to deal with a corpse by the dairy case. But one grocery chain in CA dealt with death by surrounding the body with shopping carts & patio umbrellas. Dating apps are supposed to introduce you to a potential life partner, but one man found out it introduced his ex to his apartment for some rearranging. There's been stories of people falling into vault toilets trying to retrieve sunglasses or a cell phone. But my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks that there is no explanation as to why a man had to be cut out of a porta-potty with chainsaws after being trapped under the seat. In this Weekend Episode... * [A Piece of My Mind…] Waffle House ‘incident response kit’ contains emergency items for after-hours chaos * TX Woman's Pole Dancing Practice Triggers Apartment Flood * Dating App Girlfriend Breaks Into Man’s Home—Rearranges His House * Well This Literally Sucks—FL Man Found Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex * You Can Now Rent Someone to Barbecue With if You’re Lonely * Employees Say CA Vons Grocery Stayed Open For Hours After Customer Died In Aisle * Japanese Woman Arrested After Allegedly Sewing Housemate’s Lips Shut * Man Trapped Under Porta-Potty Seat Rescued by Firefighters Pancho has a couple of questions that didn't need much thought in answering in regards to whether a landlord has the right to snoop on tenants to see if they are damaging the property and whether a woman should reveal the secret of a man she met in a meet-up group to other women. Play along with Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show and see if you can guess the stupidity better than he can! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Gamey Gamers, Health Club's B.O. Ban, and Epidemic Explosive Stomach Bug

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:53:11) Insane Week In Review (01:07:34) Genius Awards (01:20:44) Closing It seems that some people aren't concerned about the atmosphere around their bodies, especially when gamers have to be reminded to shower before competing in a tournament. Same goes for a health club member who had to be banned for his B.O. And if that wasn't a big enough stink, the USA has seen an "explosion" of "explosive diarrhea" from the Cyclospora parasite that has found its way into our food supply. And there's plenty more stupidity exploding from this week's Midweek Bonus Episode. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... * Oregon Game Store Suspends Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments Over Hygiene Complaints * FL Man Flags An UBER To Flee Cops After Rear-Ending Another Car * Fitness Influencer Sparks Backlash Over Yoga In Airplane Aisle * Mayor of San Pedro Huamelula in Oaxaca, Mexico Renews Wedding Vows—With A Giant Female Caiman * Runners completes UK half-marathon dressed as caterpillar * Teleportation Scientist With Ties to Secret Experiments At UFO-Linked NM Lab—MISSING * Bangkok Restaurant's Beef Broth Has Been Simmering Continuously Since 1974 * Family Sued By HOA After Raising Fence To Stop Coyotes From Killing Their Goats * Man’s Body Odor Earns Him Lifetime Ban From Health Club * CA Wheelchair Bandit Rolls Away After Pasadena Bank Robbery * Church's Chicken Thief Gets STUCK Trying To Climb Back Over Counter * Scientists Accidentally Made A Healthier BEER—But Not By Much * COMING SOON—World’s 1st All-Robot-Staffed Hotel…In China * Passerby’s Alert Leads TX Rescuers to Woman Trapped In Sewage Ravine * An “Explosive” Surge Of A Stomach Bug Causing The “Backdoor Trots” * FL Man vs. Gator: Guess Who Won? * MO Man Rearrested Wearing T-Shirt From His Own Bail Bond Company * A West Virginia Town Just Fired Its Entire Police Force * Sex Offender Led Police On 85-mph Chase Without Ever Dropping His Vape * A 4,000-y/o Clay Tablet Captures Kid Whining That His Mom’s Homemade Clothes Aren’t “Cool” Enough * TX Man’s Date Claims To Be A Werewolf/Vampire—Woke Up Next Morning Finding His Neck RED More stupidity from the latest current event headlines in our Insane Week In Review and we are introduced to another 7 "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Whacko Waymos On The 4th of July, Thief Steals A Thief's Car During A Theft, and A Man Ignites His House With His Junk

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:54) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:15) Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In Philly (00:08:28) Waymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran’s 4th Of July Fireworks (00:11:28) 75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child Exploitation (00:13:41) Maryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon Store (00:15:52) Police in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her Car (00:18:09) Singapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber Chicken (00:20:45) Man Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On Fire (00:25:41) COUNTRY ROADS U.S. SOCCER (00:26:59) Help Wanted–Maine Senate Candidate (00:28:14) MOW THE LAWN (00:30:30) Men’s Beachwear-house (00:31:40) CAMP MOMANDDAD (00:33:02) JUST&T MARRIED! (00:35:02) ASK A CALLER (00:37:50) A Morning Shower Thought…. (00:39:13) Closing Waymos cause enough stupidity without having to maneuver through a July 4th celebration, so imagine the pandemonium with the robo-taxis in San Francisco. Karma comes out on top when a robber robs a Verizon store and another robber robs the robber's car. Confused? Just wait until you hear about the Indiana man who was arrested for arson when he set his house on fire after using his severed junk to ignite the blaze! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", missed out on telling you this story because he's taking this week off to spend it with Mrs. Pancho and no kids!  In this Weekend Episode... * [A Piece of My Mind…] Are We Doing Too Much for Kids? * Black Woman Wins Benjamin Franklin Look-A-Like Contest In Philly * Waymo Robotaxis Stall, Catch Fire After San Fran’s 4th Of July Fireworks * 75-y/o Man Legally Named “Santa Claus” Arrested For Child Exploitation * Maryland Man's Car Is Stolen While He's Robbing Verizon Store * Police in VT Arrest Thief After She Returns…To Get Her Car * Singapore Woman Fights Noisy Neighbors With Screaming Rubber Chicken * Man Charged With Arson After Cutting Off His Own Genitals And Setting Them On Fire Since there's NO PANCHO to play our Insane Game Show, you'll hear how the unofficial theme song for Team USA just doesn't hit like it did when we were still in the World Cup competition. And I'll help out the Democrats in Maine now that their Senate campaign is on the skids with a new commercial. If you're dudgedly cutting the grass in the summer heat, I have a song for you. But if you're at the beach, there's a place that men can go to find appropriate dress. If the kids are running you crazy...there's a summer camp that's right in your back yard. And what if Adam Sandler actually sang his officiating at the Taylor Swift wedding? There's a couple of callers that will also give some crazy stories on their 4th of July accidents that were actually pretty funny! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Massage Gun On Tired Eyeballs, Neighborhood Pooping Vulture Assault, and Drag Queen School Board VP Arrested For Child P*rn

(00:00:00) Opening (00:00:45) Midweek BONUS Stupidity (00:52:42) Insane Week In Review (01:07:13) Genius Awards (01:16:07) Closing We've all had tired eyes and we typically treat them with drops. Except this Scottish man who thought a massage gun worked good enough on his muscles he thought he would give it a go on his bare eyeball. For 8 months. Vultures have discovered suburbia and are wining and dining ...and pooping...on everything. A school district in NY thought it was not going to be a problem to have a self-described and proud DRAG QUEEN on their school board to serve as a Vice President. What could go wrong? In this Midweek BONUS Episode.... * Scottish Man Uses Massage Gun On His Tired Eyeballs—It Went As Well As Expected * A Lot of “Pork” Was “Dumped” Onto A State Highway As Pigs Scramble Following Big Rig Roll-Over Crash * Chinese Mushrooms Cause Hallucinations That Make You See Tiny People * SHOCKFACE! NY Drag Queen and School Board VP Arrested on Child Porn Charges * Proteinmaxxing Trend Has Left Supermarkets Short of—Cottage Cheese * Hamptons Mansion Gets an Unexpected Pool Guest: An Uber * MD Woman Angry Over Taco Bell Wait Time Flashed Gun, Challenged Workers to Fight Outside * Woman Dumps Date Who Wanted To Take Home Her Leftovers * How Do You LOSE a GIRAFFE? “Gracie” Missing For Nearly 2 Weeks—$5,000 Reward Offered—Before Being Found 4-mi From Home * Man Comes Out Of House To Find 2 Kangaroos In An All-Out Slugfest * A 96-y/o TikTok Star Claims She’s Being “Kicked Out” Of Nursing Home Over Wild Parties * WV Woman Tried To Steal Vehicle While Leaving Her 5-y/o Son Alone * Naked North Carolina Man Interrupts Morning Commute Along I-85 In GA * Florida Man LITERALLY Runs Circles Around Deputy During Traffic Stop * Florida Man Conducts Traffic Stop On Undercover Sheriff’s Deputy * Good News: No Brain Cancer—Bad News: You Have LIVE WORMS * Neighborhood Under Attack...By Pooping Vultures * Convenience Store Workers Laugh Knife-Wielding Thief Out Of The Store * Can A Waffle House Window Be Too Delicious? One Lawsuit Says Yes * NJ Middle School Recalls Yearbooks After Hitler Baby Photo Discovered * God Makes People Eat More Junk Food: Allegedly More stupidity from the most recent current events in the Insane Week In Review and our weekly 7 stupendous winners in this week's Genius Awards! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.

Noah Kahan's Philly Poopgate, Hungary Hospital Worker's Human Appetite, and A Poop Soup Predicament

(00:00:00) Opening (00:01:35) A Piece of My Mind (00:06:37) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew (00:17:45) Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights (00:22:25) Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment (00:27:16) Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses (00:33:33) Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities (00:40:30) A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them (00:45:07) Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$ (00:48:49) Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’ (00:53:34) Ask Pancho (01:05:10) Insane Game Show (01:22:46) Coming Next Episode (01:25:45) Closing When a big-time pop star has to scold his audience about going to the bathroom, you know he did a show in Philadelphia. A perfect true-life movie script involving a hospital worker from Hungary who has an appetite for human remains. And how much are sunglasses worth to you if you drop them down the hole in a primative vault toilet? Enough to spend 14 minuntes in poop soup waiting to be rescued? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the scoop on poop this week! In this Weekend Episode... * [A Piece of My Mind…] America Turns 250—And We’re STILL Stupid! * Canadian Town Recognizes Trees as Living Beings with Civil Rights * Woman Locked In Doctor's Office After Being Forgotten At Appointment * Man Falls into Vault Toilet at CA Camp While Trying to Retrieve Sunglasses * Mutant Sewer Rats With Poison Resistance Spreading Through Major US Cities * A Hospital Worker—In HUNGARY—Took Body Parts Home, Ate Them * Contraband Criminal: There's No Way He Could’ve Fit All That In His @$$ * Noah Kahan begs Philly fans to ‘go to the bathroom’ after audience member POOPS on the venue floor…‘Please dear God’ This week there's 2 questions that are the same...but different dealing with outdoor summer fun and string bikinis that Pancho will wrestle with giving a salient answer. And play along with Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane [https://t.me/InsaneErikLane]   (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon [https://amazon.com/music/player/albums/B005EPKJX4?marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER&musicTerritory=US&ref=dm_sh_2iW4c6LPOhQjhXF1GtHMMflpU]! This episode includes AI-generated content.