Whatever. Those rules aren't real.

Wiggle your big toe...

In this episode!  We take a midseason look at our roster contracts, and blast through embarking for Portland and crashing into the Bay! Y'all, it has been SO LONG since we played.  We're finally back!

Don't tell me someone's finally knocked the fight out of you. Wake up!

In this episode!  We look back at quailing against the Courage and failing to bag the Summit!  Plus some tough love to some players and some WILD conjecture on HIP eligible players!

We're happy to get the kind of money that jingles, but we'd rather get the kind that folds.

In this episode!  We look back at planting the Thorns and getting crowned by the Royals!  We talk about the team selling Equity (!!!) and what that could look like!*  And we look forward to being bold as the Courage come to town and bagging the Summit! *Racing's not going anywhere.

It does look hopeless, doesn't it?

In this episode!  We brought on a ringer to mitigate Joe and Cody's gloomy demeanors, Special Guest Nix Searcy!   We look back at overturning Orlando, getting spooked by the spirit, and getting kicked to the curb in Jersey!  We look toward a thorny reception in Portland and going to Court in Utah!  It's a rough one, folks.

Whatever. Those rules aren't real.

In this episode!  We take time to root through this year's rules changes, some quick roster news, and chugging through THREE (!!!) PREVIEWS. And they announced a new team (yay!) in Ohio (boo!).