That's How You Know Santa is Coming

Does Daddy Need His Bum-Bum Wiped?

A lovely afternoon out on Day Release with your favourite crew - You, the people you get paid to protect, and various Police. Make sure you catered enough subway style sandwiches and RC Colas, because this could be the spontaneous group sex event you were waiting for, and group sex events don't happen without catering.

Happy New Years from Mum's Friend Energy

The only way to end the year is with a song! Get it and we'll see you next time.

That's How You Know Santa is Coming

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the streets All the buttpigs were snoring, they'd et too much cheese;   The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, and so was St. Nicholas, rock hard in the air;   The children were nestled all snug in their beds, and they're not involved in this, don't be a pest;   Leather-mum in her apron, and I in my mask, and when I say chimney, I do mean my ass;   Our reverie disturbed by an outside noise, I sprang from my sling as I was expecting the boys;   Away to the window I ran like an ox, My christmas baubles wobbling like michael j fox;   When what to my wondering eyes did appear, But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer, Or maybe just twinks in a leather veneer,   I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick, Based on the white pubes and the jolly red... Look I think you know where I'm going with this. A lot of the original poem is quite gay anyway, I suggest you go read that one. Merry Christmas.

With a Man Who Liked Nickelback

It's Christmas so you get double of everything, whether you like it or not! This is way too aggressive but I just fell down a hill, which is one of my special interests.   Sophie edited this one, that's why it sucks! Haha nah. My new years resolution is to be more of an unneccessary jerk to everyone but offset it by smelling a lot better. Wild times. CMAO (its lmao but for crying, tell your children)

You'd Get Dahmer'ed

It's Hot Now Finally so I'm going to go swim. Write your own god dam episode description. Then please send it to mumsfriendenergypodcast@gmail.com [mumsfriendenergypodcast@gmail.com] and I'll update the form data.   Go get wet you beautiful pigs