My Dark Hour

Periods - I Was Like, This Sucks

Empty your uterus and move on with your life; checking out the clot situation; hardcore into menstrual cup culture; a 5-star period solution.

Social Media - A Portal to Crazy

Water diarrhea + existential dread.

Green River Killer Episode 7: New Feelings About Old Things

Wall-to-wall mistakes; I just want a Matt Haney; olden-times stupid guy; so many ferns; we're keeping Pennie afloat, y'all; men and their feelings, men and their dicks.

The Surfside Condo Collapse - The Most Horrifying of Current Events

So much marble, so much wrought iron; the universe was sending out real bad vibes; we're fucked up, you guys.

The Columbine Massacre, Part 2: A Teenage Violent Wet Dream

GarageBand is a mystery; a troubling amount of research; misunderstood warrior poets; I can remember rolling my eyes a lot afterwards; who put me in charge?