Ep 17 - Masters of the Universe (1987)

Ep 21 - Independence Day-saster (2013)

Forget Independence Day—this July, we're dealing with a full-blown budget emergency. This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are diving headfirst into the 2013 Syfy channel bargain bin to witness the absolute chaos of Independence Day-saster!We break down how a small-town firefighter and a lone scientist try to stop a global alien invasion using little more than a fire truck, investigate why the President gets trapped in a literal barn, and salute some of the most hilariously awful CGI ever committed to television. Grab your fire extinguisher and find out if this disaster movie is a hidden trash-masterpiece or just a total train wreck!Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

Ep 20 - Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)

This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay are pulling up a stool with special guest Trashcan Tabby from The Gray's Taproom Podcast to see if JB and KG's quest for rock supremacy still holds up! Did Jack Black and Kyle Gass actually create the greatest rock movie ever made, or did it flop for a reason? Can a literal piece of Satan's tooth solve all your musical problems? Is Dave Grohl's Satan officially the best movie cameo in cinema history? And can the three of us survive the ultimate rock-off without getting our minds blown?Grab a cold one from the tap, hit play, and find out if this cult classic is a masterpiece or just a tribute! Follow "The Gray's Taproom Podcast" on Twitter/X @graystaproompod [https://x.com/graystaproompod] Follow Trashcan Tabby on her Twitter/X @TaproomTab [https://x.com/TaproomTab] Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

Ep 19 - Blankman (1994)

Long before Wakanda Forever, there was a different kind of hero protecting the streets. This week on No Clue Movie Reviews, Malcolm and Jay tune into the 1994 DIY superhero spectacular... Blankman! Can a man armed only with bulletproof underwear and a toilet-paper launcher defeat the mob? Will the brilliant, bed-wetting Darryl Walker win the heart of the lovely Susan? Can the cynical "Other Guy" swallow his pride in time to save his brother? And just what is the secret behind a homemade washing machine robot named J-5?!Find out the answers to these questions and more! Same Blank-Time! Same Blank-Channel! Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

Ep 18 - Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Before you head to the theaters for your next comedy, remember what happened the last time a major spoof franchise tried to make us laugh. We are diving into Scary Movie 5 to ask the ultimate question: Is it actually that bad? From the missing iconic cast members to the incredibly dated 2013 pop culture references, we are breaking down everything that went wrong. Drop a comment below—did you ever find a single laugh in this movie? Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners

Ep 17 - Masters of the Universe (1987)

We have the Power... to shamelessly review a movie of the same IP that's currently hitting theaters! Hey, look, the corporate synergy was right there, and we aren't above taking advantage of a cosmic coincidence. In this episode, Jay and Malcolm are hopping into the theater to dissect Cannon Films' infamous 1987 live-action gamble: Masters of the Universe. From an oiled-up Dolph Lundgren wandering around an 80s electronics store to Skeletor acting his absolute ribs off on a single soundstage, this movie is a magnificent creature of its time. Did Cannon actually have a finished script, or did two producers just buy a toy line and wing the entire pre-production phase over a five-minute lunch? We’re breaking down the budget-stretching visual effects and the absolute absurdity of bringing Eternia to Earth. Follow "No Clue Movie Reviews" on Twitter/X ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueReviewJay ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/NoClueReviewJay] and make sure to subscribe on YouTube at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@NoClueMovieReview⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@NoClueMovieReview]. Short clips used for commentary & criticism under fair us (17 U.S.C. § 107). All rights belong to their respective owners