There's a Poop Song About You

What Would You Put in Your Time Capsule?

This week, we kick things off with a very divided take on fireworks. Rachael thinks they’re pure art. Jeff could take them or leave them. (It might have something to do with a Fourth of July he’s never fully recovered from.) With America’s 250th anniversary time capsule in the works, we ask: what three things would you put in your own personal time capsule… and where do you even bury one without it becoming someone else’s problem later? Jeff shares a story about a friend who is officially done with the ducks that keep invading his pool and has decided to take things to an extreme. We also vent about corporate team-building exercises that are more embarrassing than bonding. We talk road trips taken just to see a landmark and why Route 66 in Oklahoma is about to give us a few more excuses to stop the car. Plus, a quick life update: Rachael survived driving class and passed (relax)... now she just has to face the root canal she’s been avoiding.

Why Does Everyone Suggest Feet Pics?!

Speeding ticket update: Rachael has to complete 4.5 hours of driving school and is not thrilled. She's also not confident she'll pass. Text invite etiquette - are mailed invites just better? And do you even open texts from numbers you don't recognize? Rachael asked her friends for side hustle ideas. They all had the same suggestion. It was feet pics. But like, why?? Jeff is Mr. Safety - always prepared, always cautious. But is that reassuring or just a mood killer? Father's Day is coming up and we get into what dads actually want versus what they say they want. (Turns out the answer is simpler than you think.)

Is Radio a Real Job? (Yes. Probably.)

Jeff's neighbor keeps parking in front of his mailbox. He asked nicely. It didn't work. We workshop next steps. Also, if you bump a car and don't notice until later, what's the ethical move? It seems simpler than it is. Rachael breaks down what radio actually requires — and spoiler, it's not just having a voice for it. It's about timing, tone, and yes, knowing when a fart joke lands. It's a craft. Respect it. Two app recommendations this week: Focus Friend (the bean is genuinely very cute) and Color Snap. Both worth a download. Jeff challenges Rachael to the "In Other Words" game and she does... okay.

There's a Poop Song About You

The listeners have spoken on the three guys vs. gorilla debate... and it wasn't close. The gorilla wins. Unanimously. Only Rachael is surprised. Jeff has been using Clorox wipes on everything. His coffee cup. Open wounds. Everything. Jeff quizzes Rachael on 80s kids' TV themes and discovers she is firmly, undeniably a 90s kid. Rachael went down a rabbit hole and found an entire genre of poop songs. There's one about you specifically. Go check. We'll wait.

Just Hit Pause, Rachael

How long does ranch actually stay good in a hot car? We have theories. We're not testing them. Three average guys vs. a gorilla - who wins? Jeff and Rachael are on opposite sides and neither is backing down. Rachael's TV habit: instead of pausing when she gets up, she just comes back annoyed and rewinds. She cannot explain this. Rachael checked her Top Played Spotify songs playlist and raised it a real question — is your most listened to song actually your favorite, or just the one you never skip? We get into it. We close with a game: Jeff gives Rachael the corporate buzzword version of everyday words. She got almost all of them. Almost.