Unless You Sew It Shut

NYE Shoe Advice

Trust me, all this hurts less! 1/2 size smaller No sandals without socks Use medical adhesives preventatively when getting dressed I FORGOT TO SAY: we can all wear a certain height of heel comfortably, but you may walk like an idiot if you go out of your range. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe [https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

AuDannieHD

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com [https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_7] In this special episode, we visit artist and autist Dannie at home to discuss his new television pilot and how the intrusive thoughts win.

Revived! A Hive History

Get your steroid creams ready! In this episode, Frankenstein'd from several casual conversations and resuscitated from the brink of death, we return to the outside of our human donuts to discuss how invisible toxins at work made us look fucked up. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe [https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]

Unless You Sew It Shut

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com [https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_7] What happens to an old vagina when you're done with it? Ask your mother! Join us on Patreon for the extended version of this episode, featuring updates from the backend. (Not like that. I mean the editing software. Whatever.)

UPDATE: Hiatus Hernia

Due to some really annoying technical issues with our editing software, this week's episode got ate. There are some life changes going on in the background as well so... These two corpses are going to have to take a hiatus of indeterminate length and variety. Join us on Instagram, Substack and Patreon: OldBodies Podcast. Do a search, you'll find us. And stick around for more, coming when technical capacity is available. Thanks, guys. Talk soon. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe [https://oldbodiespodcast.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_2]