White Tears in Woolies

Build -A-Bae

In this episode, we attempt the impossible: building the perfect bae, because clearly the streets aren't giving. We chat about all the broke but entitled men we've encountered and the red flags we tried painting beige. Between being accused of gold-digging to giving friend-zoned guys a chance, we're finally calling it. Excuses for subpar men are cancelled. We're officially (and finally) setting the standard.

No Name, No Shame

We’re diving into your sauciest anonymous questions yet. The ones you’d never dare ask out loud. Are we more than friends? Have we ever had a one-night stand? What really happened with those embarrassing crushes? We’re unpacking confessions from exes, old friends, and even one unforgettable affair.

White Tears in Woolies

From Woolies supremacy to being side-eyed at restaurants, this episode is serving all the spice that De Gama travelled so far for.  We unpack why a Durban granny thought her stamp of approval was sufficient repatriation, Shahnaaz’s encounter with a school kid who casually dropped the K-word, the true crime story of Asanda and the stolen crayons, and the exhausting burden of being a one-woman UN ambassador for your entire race.  We also ask the big questions: Why must POC be on their best behaviour just to prove a point? Why do racists always whisper like it makes them polite? And why are POC made to be the unwilling allies to ease the conscience of the covert racist.

First Crushes & Last Crutches

From high school crushes to unprovoked DMs, we unpack how Shahnaaz fell for a future drug dealer, and how Asanda planned a non-consensual wedding unbeknownst to her groom. And, that's only 15 minutes in. We talk ghosting, gym bunnies, and the art of catching feelings for people who give us absolutely nothing.

Broken Cars, Home Affairs and Working 9-5

In this episode we chat about what we’ve been up to, the horrors of adulting, South Africa’s attempt at managing citizen identities, mechanics that make you want to cry and what we’ve officially branded as “Street CEOs”