31: Madonna in I'm Going To Tell You a Secret

32: Rihanna in Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

There are nine million bicycles in Beijing, and there are one thousand planets in 'Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets', starring Rihanna as a shapeshifting stripper. Join Samuel Spencer and Sam Cleal as they unpick this weird sci-fi film in your favorite new podcast about bad movies starring pop stars.

31: Madonna in I'm Going To Tell You a Secret

The bad movie podcast about films featuring pop stars gets into downward dog and gets into the groove as Samuel Spencer and Sam Cleal Madonna tour documentary 'I'm Going to Tell You A Secret', AKA peak-yoga-and-English-accent Madonna. We answer all your burning questions about the film? Will Madonna's trip to Israel bring peace to the middle east? Why does Guy Ritchie like sea shanties so much? How much does Madonna have to pay people to listen to her poetry? We find out with lots of jokes and weird tangents along the way.