#124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE

#124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast pages thinking we’re completely different “Pour Choices,” which is both insulting and somehow still better marketing than anything we planned. We kick things off with David explaining that strangers are sending event photos, live-show compliments, and general confusion to our Facebook and Instagram pages because apparently “Pour Choices” is now a multiverse. One person thought we were a paint-and-wine event. Another thought we were a band. Honestly, both sound more financially stable. From there, things get stupid immediately. David tests Chris with a viral duck-in-sandals yes-or-no question, before the two attempt to solve one of life’s most important monster hypotheticals: if a vampire and a zombie bite each other at the exact same time, who turns into what? Then Chris, an actual soccer fan, tries to teach David, a man who would rather read a printer manual than care about soccer, some World Cup history and trivia. It goes about as well as expected. We also get into: • David building the official PourChoicesShow.com website in two days • Guessing movies from only the “ING” in the title • Ruining movies by adding one word • Whether the new Nintendo Switch is worth it when GTA 6 exists • A head-to-head battle between Humpty Dumpty Reggae and Humpty Dumpty EDM • Debating the greatest all-time QB/WR duos • A $45 million challenge where you can’t sleep in the same place longer than a week • A tragic bungee-jumping story out of Brazil • And the absolutely unhinged history of Operation Blue Peacock We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about server red flags, weird body questions, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s sports trivia, dumb hypotheticals, monster logic, internet confusion, AI music, and two grown men treating Humpty Dumpty remixes like a Grammy category.  If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird trivia, ridiculous games, and conversations that go from World Cup facts to nuclear chicken conspiracies in under an hour… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE OTHER POUR CHOICES TAKES OUR FANS 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 02:23 – PEOPLE THINK WE’RE A DIFFERENT POUR CHOICES 05:22 – THE DUCK IN SANDALS POLL 05:48 – VAMPIRE VS ZOMBIE BITE HYPOTHETICAL 08:45 – WHAT FOOD ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW? 11:10 – WORLD CUP HISTORY & TRIVIA 16:21 – DAVID BUILT POURCHOICESSHOW.COM 23:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE “ING” 29:51 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD 35:50 – NEW NINTENDO SWITCH, STARFOX, OCARINA OF TIME & GTA 6 39:57 – HUMPTY DUMPTY: REGGAE VS EDM 44:53 – BEST ALL-TIME QB/WR DUOS 47:30 – $45 MILLION BUT YOU CAN’T SLEEP IN THE SAME PLACE LONGER THAN A WEEK 51:28 – BUNGEE JUMPING IN BRAZIL 52:52 – OPERATION BLUE PEACOCK 56:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 58:03 – ASK REDDIT: SERVER RED FLAGS FOR BAD TIPS 1:03:09 – ASK REDDIT: FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF MORNING WOOD 1:10:22 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:12:20 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:14:10 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #Shrek #IceAge #MovieTrivia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #Trivia #FunnyConversations #InternetScam #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#123 THIS EPISODE IS LUDICROUS!

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 THE PUTTER SCAM CONCLUSION, LUDICROUS RHYMES, & THINGS WE CAN’T STAND! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we conclude our investigation into an online putter scam, debate whether Shrek or Ice Age is the superior animated movie, and discover that society has quietly accepted an alarming number of rules that feel like they were written during a gas leak.  We kick things off with an important linguistic question: if someone communicates through sign language and is missing a finger, is that the equivalent of speaking with an accent? From there, Chris and David immediately get into a heated argument over which animated classic is better: Shrek or Ice Age. Chris makes the objectively questionable decision to defend Ice Age, while David attempts to restore order to society. Then the investigation begins. After Chris fell victim to an online Scotty Cameron putter scam, David digs into the Facebook profile and associated phone number with the help of AI, assembling a full dossier of findings. The missing putter may be gone forever, but the unnecessarily detailed detective work lives on. Things somehow become even more aggravating when Chris tries to schedule a routine oil change at Toyota and is told the earliest available appointment is more than two weeks away. This sends David into a full PTSD flashback involving VA appointment scheduling and inspires a complete rundown of the tiny inconveniences that make daily life unbearable. We also get into: • Absurd markups from home-repair companies • The psychological warfare of tangled extension cords and Christmas lights • Toilet-paper math that claims 24 rolls somehow equals 96 • A trivia game where knowing the correct answer is useless because only second place counts • A breakdown of the Netflix series Nemesis • A “This Old Man” trap remix nobody requested • And a draft of the greatest Ludacris lyrics ever written  We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about things that feel legal but could actually get you arrested, plus sentences people heard once and never forgot. It’s scams, strange laws, random trivia, animated-movie arguments, and two grown men allowing minor inconveniences to ruin their emotional stability in real time. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop-culture debates, petty grievances, and questions nobody else is brave or stupid enough to ask… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE TOYOTA FINALLY HAS AN OPEN APPOINTMENT 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  2:47 – DOES MISSING A FINGER GIVE YOU A SIGN-LANGUAGE ACCENT?  7:07 – SHREK VS ICE AGE  7:59 – TAYLOR SWIFT, TOY STORY & THE NEW SPIELBERG MOVIE  10:31 – THE PUTTER SAGA CONCLUSION  14:59 – CHRIS’S GRIPE WITH TOYOTA  19:12 – DAVID’S LIST OF EXTREME ANNOYANCES  29:36 – THE CUBAN EARTHQUAKE CRISIS  34:35 – SECOND PLACE TRIVIA  47:24 – NETFLIX’S NEMESIS  49:22 – “THIS OLD MAN” TRAP REMIX  57:16 – THE LUDACRIS LYRIC DRAFT  1:03:54 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:13:21 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT FEELS LEGAL BUT IS ACTUALLY ILLEGAL?  1:19:19 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT SENTENCE STAYED WITH YOU FOREVER?  1:26:02 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:30:15 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:32:16 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #Shrek #IceAge #MovieTrivia #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #Trivia #FunnyConversations #InternetScam #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, abandoned golf courses, bizarre time-capsule realizations, and the continued collapse of Chris’s missing putter investigation.  We kick things off with a story about a friendly neighborhood cat that suddenly appeared on missing posters, while David casually reveals that his neighbors had an alligator wandering through their yard. Because apparently Florida suburbs are just nature documentaries with property taxes. From there, things immediately get uncomfortable. We reminisce about the National Geographic magazines everyone somehow remembers from elementary school, ask what an audience would scream at the screen if our lives were movies, and debate the logistics of holding a funeral when only one arm is recovered at sea.  Naturally, that leads to time capsules.  David realizes the time capsule his fifth-grade class buried in 2000 was probably dug up almost immediately when the school was demolished, which raises another important question: what exactly qualifies someone as a time-capsule expert? Then Chris gives the latest update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga. The investigation is mostly dead, hope is fading, and he has responded to this defeat in the most financially responsible way possible: buying a brand-new custom putter. Things only get more chaotic from there: • Why eBay auctions are basically NBA playoff games • The absurdity of reserve prices • A complete list of every expert we’ve said we need to bring onto the podcast • A compilation proving that adding “na na na” to a song makes it a banger • Guessing sports-team cities from their nicknames • An “If You’re Happy and You Know It” trap remix • The Lil Wayne Lyric Draft • A deeply unnecessary parody of a Five Gum commercial • Games that make us wish we were 10 again  We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what makes people feel fancy and the one song you would use to prove you have good taste in music. It’s neighborhood wildlife, internet nonsense, nostalgic debates, dumb games, and two grown men asking questions no reputable expert would willingly answer. So, if you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird hypotheticals, pop-culture arguments, parody commercials, and conversations that go from alligator sightings to Lil Wayne lyrics without warning… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE NEED TO GET A TIME-CAPSULE EXPERT ON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  4:02 – MISSING CATS & SUBURBAN ALLIGATORS  7:24 – NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE MEMORIES  8:59 – WHAT WOULD THE AUDIENCE YELL AT YOUR LIFE MOVIE?  10:24 – THE ONE-ARM CASKET QUESTION  11:32 – THE LOST FIFTH-GRADE TIME CAPSULE  14:37 – THE MISSING PUTTER INVESTIGATION IS MOSTLY DEAD  16:56 – EBAY AUCTIONS ARE NBA PLAYOFF GAMES   20:32 – OUR EVER-GROWING GUEST LIST  27:38 – THE ABANDONED GOLF COURSE LEGAL BATTLE  29:45 – WHY DO LANDLORDS LEAVE BUILDINGS EMPTY?  30:57 – THE “NA NA NA” BANGER COMPILATION  33:37 – GUESS THE SPORTS-TEAM CITY FROM ITS NICKNAME  37:27 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY  40:06 – “IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT” TRAP REMIX  43:35 – THE LIL WAYNE LYRIC DRAFT  51:07 – THE FIVE GUM PARODY COMMERCIAL  53:43 – DEEP-TISSUE MASSAGE DAMAGE & SURPRISE GLASSES  57:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD   1:02:05 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?  1:07:18 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:08:39 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL FANCY?  1:13:14 – ASK REDDIT: ONE SONG TO PROVE YOU HAVE GOOD MUSIC TASTE  1:16:55 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:18:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY   1:19:32 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #MovieTrivia #MusicDraft #LilWayne #InternetCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife #Nostalgia Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft. We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets us into trouble: would you rather be a Democrat or a woman? Then David follows it up with a joke about pandas that somehow manages to offend multiple demographics simultaneously. Strong start. From there, things only get more ridiculous. Chris gives an update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga, proving once again that the internet remains undefeated when it comes to separating people from their money. We also discuss how the placement of a single italicized word can completely change the meaning of a sentence, which is probably the most educational thing that happens all episode. Then we go down the rabbit hole:  • Why jetpacks still aren’t everywhere • Whether you can "price match" your way out of a felony • If sitting judges can still practice law • Why Quora never answers the question you actually clicked on Naturally, we also squeeze in some completely normal activities like: • Guessing Adam Sandler movies from his face • A Three Blind Mice trap remix nobody asked for • Building the ultimate all-time NFL team from random franchises • And the most important sports question of all: if every NFL team became its mascot and went to war, who wins?  We wrap it up with unbelievable facts, everyday bits people use in conversation, and a paper-folding fact that makes exponential growth feel like black magic with office supplies. It’s sports, weird legal questions, internet scams, random trivia, and two grown men treating ridiculous hypotheticals with the seriousness of a Supreme Court hearing. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, sports debates, bizarre facts, and conversations that go from jetpacks to felony loopholes in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE TITANS DEFEAT THE JETS 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  03:33 – WHY DO THEY CALL IT “CHEATING”?  06:57 – WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DEMOCRAT OR A WOMAN?  10:23 – WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING A PANDA?  11:25 – GUESS THE COWORKER’S NAME  14:17 – THE MISSING PUTTER UPDATE  24:54 – THE IMPORTANCE OF ITALICIZED WORD PLACEMENT  27:27 – WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HAVE JETPACKS?  34:53 – CAN YOU PRICE MATCH GRAND THEFT?  38:52 – CAN A SITTING JUDGE PRACTICE LAW?  40:50 – WHY QUORA IS USELESS  44:51 – THREE BLIND MICE TRAP REMIX  47:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER  52:53 – BUILD THE ULTIMATE ALL-TIME NFL TEAM  59:31 – NFL MASCOT BATTLE ROYALE  1:03:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:06:15 – ASK REDDIT: UNBELIEVABLE FACTS  1:11:02 – FOLDING PAPER TO THE MOON  1:12:02 – ASK REDDIT: BITS YOU USE IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION  1:16:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:20:04 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #NFL #SportsTalk #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #Trivia #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#120 DOUBLE D'S GET DEGREES

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically. We kick things off by asking Joe what he’d do with a completely free 120 minutes, before immediately spiraling into a discussion about his new ducks… which apparently don’t quack so much as bark like tiny feathery intruders.  Then things get aggressively stupid. David confidently tries tying the significance of Episode 120 to Noah living 120 years… only to discover Noah allegedly lived to almost 950 and it was Moses who hit 120. Which somehow makes this podcast feel less educational than originally intended. From there, we tackle the important questions: • Why were TURTLES chosen to be ninjas? • What animal has the longest tongue? • If you mix vanilla and chocolate soft serve, do both flavors survive? • And if pancake batter goes into a waffle maker… what exactly comes out? Naturally, this leads into complete chaos. We debate the single app you’d keep forever, blind-rank various “11s,” and eventually Chris joins the show to reveal he got scammed AGAIN… this time by dropping off his $500 Scotty Cameron putter on a random persons porch that he thought was a refinishing company, only to realize it was basically sent into the void. Then the internet nonsense begins: • “I LOVE YOU” trap remix • Ruining famous movies by adding one word • Guessing movies in 10 words or less • AskReddit questions about outdated problems younger people never experienced • Adult responsibilities everyone is secretly improvising • And what an “OK, Boomer” digital assistant would actually say  It’s nostalgia, dumb debates, scams, movie games, and three grown men confidently analyzing things nobody should ever overthink. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, internet humor, and conversations that somehow go from ducks to biblical history in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE SEAGULLS SHOW UP 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 0:32 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A FREE 120 MINUTES? 4:37 – IF IT BARKS LIKE A DUCK 7:32 – MOSES’ ARK 10:24 – THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM 12:09 – WHY DID THEY PICK TURTLES TO BE NINJAS? 13:09 – HOW MANY SEAGULLS BEFORE YOU’RE SUSPICIOUS? 14:36 – WHAT’S IN YOUR LIFE MUSEUM GIFT SHOP? 16:56 – DOES CHOCOLATE/VANILLA SWIRL ACTUALLY WORK? 18:30 – PANCAKES VS WAFFLES IDENTITY CRISIS 20:20 – ONE APP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 25:56 – BLIND RANK 11’S 32:06 – WELCOMING BACK OUR COHOST 34:05 – CHRIS GOT SCAMMED AGAIN 45:33 – ­“I LOVE YOU” TRAP REMIX 50:57 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD 56:51 – GUESS THE MOVIE IN 10 WORDS OR LESS 1:01:45 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT: PROBLEMS YOUNGER PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND 1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT: ADULT THINGS YOU’RE STILL WINGING 1:17:35 – ASK REDDIT: “OK, BOOMER” DIGITAL ASSISTANT 1:19:48 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:21:51 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #InternetCulture #MovieTrivia #Nostalgia #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]