pronouns in bio 11: eggward cullen

pronouns in bio 14: resurrections

unless you've been living in a horrible slimy egg you'll know that the new number one trans movie has happened. that's right, it's the MATRIX, AGAIN, and boy do we have OPINIONS. cleo logs on to the blogosphere, rhy doesn't understand science or fiction, and we both learn the importance of being horny.

pronouns in bio 13: reverse grinch

your two favourite ho ho hos are back with the pronouns in bio CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2021! we're not just surviving christmas any more, we're sur-THRIVING christmas, and we've got a whole bunch of festive fun for you. cleo gets to the bottom of muppets lore, rhy learns to love christmas music, and everybody has a go on rainbow capitalism.

pronouns in bio 12: judith butler in narnia

now is the winter of THIS CONTENT, by which we mean the SEXY DADS episode *air horn noise* listen in for dads, padres, and sad cops, oh MY. cleo goofs around, rhy gets religious, and everyone is introduced to a VERY special character

pronouns in bio 11: eggward cullen

is that a thunderstorm, a vampire baseball game, or our unstill hearts? it's ALL THREE because we're here with the TWILIGHT EPISODE! we're bringing you 2005's hottest trends, and this time we even did the reading. rhy goes to bat for teenage girls, cleo puts on a DVD, and edward lays his eggs faster than he can bury them x

BONUS EPISODE: extended queer family

WE TOOK A HOT MINUTE BUT WE'RE BACK BABY! rhy and cleo return from their convalescence with a special bonus episode. we've got a full length ep chock full of vampires waiting in the wings, but first of all we wanted to show you, that's right, YOU, how much we love you. tune in to hear the humble beginnings of our gay poddy casto, find out what's going to happen when we go elon mode, and discover who, when the cards are down, is going to show feet xxxnewbo