Society’s Stupid Scoring of Success

Society’s Stupid Scoring of Success

Success is loud. Happiness is honest. We pick happiness.

Husbands

We gush about the men who anchor us — and laugh about the quirks that drive us wild.

Adulting is Dumb

Adulthood is dumb. You buy paper towels, toilet paper, and somehow every outing, repair, or minor inconvenience costs $300. We complain. You relate.

S-Tea-Donut’s

What and how are we now teaching sex ed in high schools? Comparing it to tea? There’s really no way to describe the chaos of this very unplanned episode.

The Mystery of the 3XL Mustard Colored Hoodie

The bonus room is full of memories, stuffed animals with feelings, and apparently… a mysterious giant yellow hoodie. Explain yourself.