Ramshackle Glam Audioblog: The Imposter

The Most Interesting Thing About Me (The Real Story Of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia)

It's a tricky thing, writing about an incident that so clearly paints me as the sad sack, the bitter ex-actress who coulda been a star! …and then wasn't, and was instead relegated to a footnote in the storied history of a television show. I'm that guy who was almost on Friends instead of Matt LeBlanc. I'm the fifth Beatle.

Ramshackle Glam Audioblog: The Imposter

A decade after my career began, I was fired. And I realized that it had finally happened. I'd been revealed as what I'd been all along: A fraud, whose slights of hand nobody seemed to recognize as trickery save for me.

Ramshackle Glam Audioblog: The Fifth Line

I'm off the track, with no real idea what life will look like ten years down the road, and the idea of picking a partner again is a terrifying prospect. Because I've blown it all up once, and I can't do it again. I can't do it to myself, and I can't do it to my children. I want to - have to - get it right this time.

Ramshackle Glam Audioblog: The Loud House

Isn't it crazy just how loud an empty house can be?

Ramshackle Glam Audioblog: The Weekday Parent

I am the weekday parent. I am the one who pulls off the covers while they beg for "just a few more minutes!" No, I say. Get up.  I am not fun.