3. DESTROYER - HAVE WE MET

6. LA ROUX - SUPERVISION

Never heard of La Roux, and they apparently haven't been around for half a decade. Is this record a worthy comeback? Not really, no.

5. GREEN DAY - FATHER OF ALL...

Of course, everybody was hoping for a new Green Day record! Golly gee, I wonder if these seasoned auteurs have produced another stunning artwork for the ages?

4. PET SHOP BOYS - HOTSPOT

The Pet Shop Boys keep releasing records in the 21st century, but why I cannot fathom. Join me to see whether Hotspot justifies its own existence!

3. DESTROYER - HAVE WE MET

How are we? It's time for Destroyer's new record, which is nowhere near as good as Kaputt - and that's the only reasonable metric by which to grade it.

2. MAC MILLER - CIRCLES

Still here? This week, it's Mac Miller's posthumous final release Circles, and luckily enough it's rather a good one.