Red Flags, Questionable Kinks & Our Skincare Faves!

Red Flags, Questionable Kinks & Our Skincare Faves!

It’s a new week, a new episode, and the blondes are back - although this time it’s a bit touch and go. Lorri is quite literally hanging on for dear life, fighting for survival, while Jade is doing everything in her power to keep the energy levels somewhere above rock bottom 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a trip down memory lane as we unpack Xscape and its many eras - the many names, the memories, and the absolute chaos that came with it. From there, we get into the new Michael Jackson movie and everything surrounding it, before somehow ending up asking the very serious question… feeding? As a kink? We’re confused, we’re intrigued, and we have thoughts. Naturally, things spiral as we discuss hurricane shots (we will be trying to find jobs serving them), and the fact that Lorri has been banned from TikTok Live… again. At this point, it’s basically a personality trait. Somewhere in between, we get into keeping mementos of your ex -normal behaviour or slightly concerning? - and share our skincare must-haves because, for a brief moment, we are actually helpful. We also chat about the new Celebrity Traitors currently being filmed (yes, we’re already invested), and debrief our night out at Somewhere by Nico - the vibes, the experience, and everything in between. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things worse… Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep chats, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unpredictable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

Blockbuster Video, I'm a Celeb Drama & The Fury's

New episode, new level of chaos, and somehow the blondes are back — still running on caffeine, bad decisions, and a confidence that really should come with a disclaimer 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a full debrief from the fight — yes, we’re addressing it, no, we didn’t handle it well, and yes… we have thoughts. From there, we take a nostalgic turn back to the glory days of Topshop and Blockbuster Video — simpler times, better outfits, and absolutely no responsibilities. Naturally, we get into the I’m A Celeb final drama, the Furys, and somehow end up discussing Power Slap… because nothing says normal conversation like competitive slapping. We also chat about the BPerfect event, brand trips, and the chaos that comes with them — the vibes, the politics, and the things no one really says out loud. Somewhere in between, we cover sneezing (??), icks that genuinely ruin lives, and the moment Lucas escaped from the garden… because clearly we can’t have one calm week. And of course, we wrap things up with your listener dilemmas — including a slightly concerning stalker situation, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few unexpected throwbacks, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos — just slightly more unstable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

Catcalling, Coachella & Completely Losing Faith In Men

New week, new episode, and against all odds the blondes are back - still powered by caffeine, chaos, and a level of confidence that really needs to be looked into 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect… in complete chaos, as we attempt to process the concept of an online rape academy (yes, unfortunately that is a real sentence) and question what is actually wrong with people. From there, we get into catcalling - is there ever a world where it’s acceptable? (Spoiler: we have thoughts), before somehow ending up questioning whether we’ve been banned from ChatGPT… which feels both dramatic and slightly deserved. Naturally, things take a turn as we discuss the uncanny transformation of Ellen DeGeneres into Louis Theroux - because once you see it, you can’t unsee it. We also get into Coachella weekend 2, the Alix E vs Alex C drama, and Kira Cousins’ statement - because no week is complete without a bit of internet chaos to unpack. Somewhere in between, we touch on composite bonding, road rage, and the absolute horrors of dating - the disasters, the red flags, and the moments that should’ve ended things immediately. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice that may or may not make things worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few unexpectedly serious moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely said too much. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more concerning this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

Coachella, Fake Pregnancies & LOTS of dilemmas!

VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE - https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotland Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect (nowhere sensible) as we get into fake pregnancies - the lies, the chaos, and the very real question of why this is even a thing. From there, we chat all things Coachella - the outfits, the vibes, and the absolute madness that comes with it - before naturally spiralling into breeding kinks… because apparently that’s where the conversation was always heading. We also get into Kanye West and Wireless Festival (yes, we have thoughts), and take a deep dive into Sabrina Carpenter’s music videos and the theory that they’re all somehow linked -conspiracy or coincidence? We investigate. Somewhere in between the chaos, we ask the important question: what actually *is* Elmlea? Because no one seems to know, and we’re not convinced the answers are real. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas — messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things infinitely worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few moments of accidental insight, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos, just slightly more concerning this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: [https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋

Period Anxiety, Age Gap Couples & Pill Horror Stories!

Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes have returned - still fuelled by caffeine, minor inconveniences, and a level of confidence that really needs to be evaluated 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off in full chaos mode as we unpack Jade’s period anxiety - because nothing says a peaceful week like spiralling over your own body - closely followed by Lorri’s absolutely horrific start to the day (thoughts and prayers). From there, we get into Nicky Modlin, Last One Laughing, and somehow end up discussing AI fruits… because at this point, why wouldn’t we? Naturally, things take a turn as we dive into age gap couples and bring you another Cougar Gate update - because the saga is far from over and we have a lot to say. Somewhere in between the nonsense, we also get into a birth control horror story - the realities, the risks, and the kind of experience that genuinely humbles you. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable behaviour, and advice that may or may not make things worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep chats, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve definitely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unstable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋