... Turned up at a BYOB Party With a Single Can of 7UP?

... Turned up at a BYOB Party With a Single Can of 7UP?

We reflect on the past 12 months, talk way too much about hoovers, and learn just how cheap Hannah really is.

…Were Last Together and Hannah Was Hallucinating?

We fight about Hannah’s technical priorities, spend 8 minutes talking about poo, and prepare to be together properly for the first time in 7 years.

...Moved to the Other Sides of the World?

We exchange emigration perspectives, we realise that Gayle is the least exotic creature in Australia, and Hannah opens up about how she coped with it all. We also conclude that Hannah and Emily's neighbours thought they were living in a commune.

...Recognised Our Own Bodies?

Emily and Hannah share their fat kid/skinny kid perspectives; we discuss if not recognising our bodies is the same as hating them (it isn’t); and we all realise in real time that Gayle has reached body image nirvana. We also exchange dairy horror stories.

...Could Trampoline Without Weeing?

We debate our origin story, Hannah pinpoints the moment she realised she was a grownup, and we discuss how turning 40 is like an out-of-body experience. We also have a riveting conversation about beans.