Chapter 5: Heart of Darkness

Chapter 8: The Outsiders

Meredith get's sentimental about the ending of sleep no more. We have gender reveal cocktails. Then during the gospel we try to figure out what the hell a "bruiser stud" is.

Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place

Joe and Meredith discuss lucky breaks around the holidays. Before an unhinged discussion of jughead's scalp. And Meredith Learns what happens when a mommy loves a daddy very much.

Chapter 6: Faster Pussycats! Kill! Kill!

Joe and Meredith start out by exploring the culinary arts. All this before going down the rabbit hole of their catholic upbringing and spending some quiet reflection time in the garden of deliverance.

Chapter 5: Heart of Darkness

This week on RTDGTP: Joe and Meredith censor themselves. Then during the gospel Joe gets into the X's and O's of Riverdale high football, before Nana Blossom teaches us the true meaning of terror.

Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show

Meredith and Joe discuss the high unholy days, take a trip to La Bonne Nuit, and take a break from the salem-esque search for Jason's killer.