7: Being a Musical Genius

8: Creative Differences

"I don't want a Patrick Bateman. I don't want a Jordan Belfort"

7: Being a Musical Genius

"Also I'm kind of experiencing a little... what's it called... midlife-crisis again"

6: Being a Pretentious Film Bro

"All I do to save money is pick up extra shifts"

5: Being a Good Driver

"I can back into a parking spot with no trouble and that makes me better than everyone"

4: Being Alone

"I don't think I've ever seen someone happy on TikTok"