A Day Out With - Uncle Albert

A Day Out With - Uncle Albert

Welcome to another episode of A Day Out With, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT take yet another unsuspecting celebrity on the day out they definitely didn't ask for. This week, thanks to our completely legitimate sponsorship budget, we're treating Uncle Albert from Only Fools and Horses to a luxury trip to Universal Studios, Florida. What could possibly go wrong? Quite a lot, as it turns out. After an unfortunate incident involving a couple of carrots and Uncle Albert's eyesight, things take a dramatic turn at 30,000 feet before ending in what can only be described as a catastrophic misunderstanding with gravity. Not to worry though—he still somehow finds time to pen his autobiographical masterpiece, Uncle Albert on the Thermals, before an encounter with a steamroller and one final soaring trip off the White Cliffs of Dover. It's heartfelt. It's tasteful. It's absolutely none of those things. Enjoy... and rest in peace, Uncle Albert. Much love, BPJ & NFATT

A Crustacean Nightmare

Welcome back to another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast, where this week's title, A Crustacean Nightmare, refers not only to an underwater horror story… but, according to Big Pappa J, his own genitals. As always, we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling life's most pressing questions. Topics include stinging nettle butter, frozen milk, and the absolute worst (or best?) way to indecently "moleste" a female camel. Educational? Absolutely not. Memorable? Definitely. 🐪 Big Pappa J then returns to his favourite pastime — venting about married life with Lady P — before reminiscing about the time he almost ran himself over and sharing the unforgettable story of an Airbnb getaway that ended with pubes and chicken chow mein mysteriously left in the bedsheets. Five-star review pending. Next up is Things You Wish You Were Good At, where we celebrate life's overlooked talents, including yo-yoing, breakdancing, fire juggling, and the art of throwing a boomerang without embarrassing yourself. To round things off, we descend into the depths for an Underwater Nightclub, where Big Red the Lobster somehow ends up doing every job imaginable while the lads spectacularly fail to remember the chemical formula for water. As always, it's immature, completely unnecessary, and somehow gets worse with every passing minute. We hope you enjoy ❤️

A Crustacean Nightmare (Video Edition)

Welcome back to another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast, where this week's title, A Crustacean Nightmare, refers not only to an underwater horror story… but, according to Big Pappa J, his own genitals. As always, we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling life's most pressing questions. Topics include stinging nettle butter, frozen milk, and the absolute worst (or best?) way to indecently "moleste" a female camel. Educational? Absolutely not. Memorable? Definitely. 🐪 Big Pappa J then returns to his favourite pastime — venting about married life with Lady P — before reminiscing about the time he almost ran himself over and sharing the unforgettable story of an Airbnb getaway that ended with pubes and chicken chow mein mysteriously left in the bedsheets. Five-star review pending. Next up is Things You Wish You Were Good At, where we celebrate life's overlooked talents, including yo-yoing, breakdancing, fire juggling, and the art of throwing a boomerang without embarrassing yourself. To round things off, we descend into the depths for an Underwater Nightclub, where Big Red the Lobster somehow ends up doing every job imaginable while the lads spectacularly fail to remember the chemical formula for water. As always, it's immature, completely unnecessary, and somehow gets worse with every passing minute. We hope you enjoy ❤️

Alan's Polaroid ( Part 2 )

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Say What! Podcast with Big Pappa J, The Notorious FA-TT, Dirty Boy & Lady P. This half of the show dives headfirst into childhood nostalgia as we discuss the treasures (and questionable items) that once lived on our bedroom shelves. From forgotten collectibles to stories that should probably have stayed buried, things quickly descend into the usual chaos. We also tackle topics nobody asked for, including wank-stained bedsheets, dwarf wallpaper, and other fond memories from a simpler time. The legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round returns, where we discover who appears to be carrying around a mysterious third boxing glove, before Dirty Boy reveals his ultimate dream career — working as a call operator for an Australian bank. It's immature, it's ridiculous, and it somehow gets worse as it goes on. Enjoy ❤️

Alan's Polaroid ( Part 1 )

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, joined by returning legends Dirty Boy & Lady P. As always, Thoughts of the Week immediately sends the podcast spiralling into chaos, as we question whether expensive 3-ply toilet paper is really necessary when a bag of Salt & Vinegar Walkers could technically do the same job. We also tackle the important issues — can you actually sunburn your arsehole, and what would happen if Wes Craven decided to reboot a wholesome nature documentary? Next up is the Poster Round, featuring a bizarre collection that somehow includes Madonna, Where’s Wally, and a fish & chip shop sign that definitely isn’t a tasting menu. In Part 2, nostalgia kicks in as we discuss what lived on your childhood shelves, alongside topics nobody requested including wank-stained bedsheets and the deeply unsettling concept of dwarf wallpaper. Then comes the legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round, where we discover who’s apparently carrying around a third boxing glove, before wrapping things up with Dirty Boy revealing his ultimate dream career — becoming a call operator for an Australian bank. A true ambition for the ages. We hope you enjoy this completely unnecessary descent into madness ❤️