Every Adventure Requires a First Step (Alice in Wonderland)

Paging Dr Sexy

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2535241/open_sms] We never wanted to go to the hospital, but if we had to be there, there was going to be shenanigans.

Westward Ho’s

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2535241/open_sms] The one where my Mom takes us on a road trip, and I nearly experienced death by grapes, heatstroke, and/or the mafia.

Worst sausage party....ever.

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2535241/open_sms] The one where Mom shows a bunch of little girls where their food comes from.

Every Adventure Requires a First Step (Alice in Wonderland)

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2535241/open_sms] How did I get here?  Why am I doing this?  Where is the cake I was promised?