5 Tools Every New Homeowner Needs

We Ranked Every Major Pizza Chain

We’re ranking every major pizza chain in America to figure out which ones are actually worth your money. Let’s be honest: your favorite pizza place usually has less to do with quality and more to do with childhood nostalgia, what zip code you live in, or a series of bad decisions made after 11 PM. To settle the debate once and for all, we’re throwing them all on an S-to-F tier list—judging the crust, the value, the consistency, and what you should actually be ordering from each one. Got a take, a story, or a question for John, Sam, and Joe? Drop us a voicemail and you might hear yourself on the Slightly Above Average Podcast. Record up to 60 seconds — no app needed: https://whatayarn.com/saa-pod Get your supplements + FREE 5-pack of Protein Sticks: https://www.1stphorm.com/SlightlyAboveAverage   @1stphorm        #1stphormpartner  WANT THE PODCAST BEFORE IT IS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC?  Join THE BUILDER BUNKER - https://bit.ly/Bunker26 ⚫️ Become part of our exclusive online community of people just like you who love tools, building, and being awesome! Get access to behind-the-scenes videos, early PODCAST RELEASES, cooking, booze reviews, and more! 🧢 Buy Some Merch! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 😎 Support the Team and get some Shop shades! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 Check us out on other platforms!  Apple Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-above-average-podcast/id1864031208 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0l0zAdKvxjxpIVqKh133jl IHeartRadio - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-slightly-above-average-pod-314733665/ Other Podcast Platforms- https://slightlyaboveaveragepodcast.buzzsprout.com/2567820/follow Follow us on INSTAGRAM! ⚡️John - https://www.instagram.com/john_malecki?igsh=MXNzcHFlMXdodWdzYg== ⚡️Sam -  https://www.instagram.com/sam_poola?igsh=Y2NlOTQxajkwdTUx ⚡️Joe - https://www.instagram.com/joemeinert_?igsh=aHllcnUwN29lZ2V5&utm_source=qr #podcast #slightlyaboveaveragepodcast #slightlyaboveaverage #pizza #dominos #papajohn #pizzahut Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2567820/fan_mail/new] Support the show [https://app.johnmalecki.com]

We Ranked Every Tool Storage System

In this episode, we’re building the perfect setup for the weekend warrior, the contractor, the tool addict, and the unlimited-budget psychopath—before putting every single brand live on our tier list. We ranked every tool storage system, from Milwaukee Packout and Snap-on toolboxes to a classic coffee can full of mismatched screws. From S-Tier essentials to absolute garbage, let's settle the debate. Got a take, a story, or a question for John, Sam, and Joe? Drop us a voicemail and you might hear yourself on the Slightly Above Average Podcast. Record up to 60 seconds — no app needed: https://whatayarn.com/saa-pod Get your supplements + FREE 5-pack of Protein Sticks: https://www.1stphorm.com/SlightlyAboveAverage   @1stphorm        #1stphormpartner  WANT THE PODCAST BEFORE IT IS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC?  Join THE BUILDER BUNKER - https://bit.ly/Bunker26 ⚫️ Become part of our exclusive online community of people just like you who love tools, building, and being awesome! Get access to behind-the-scenes videos, early PODCAST RELEASES, cooking, booze reviews, and more! 🧢 Buy Some Merch! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 😎 Support the Team and get some Shop shades! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 Check us out on other platforms!  Apple Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-above-average-podcast/id1864031208 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0l0zAdKvxjxpIVqKh133jl IHeartRadio - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-slightly-above-average-pod-314733665/ Other Podcast Platforms- https://slightlyaboveaveragepodcast.buzzsprout.com/2567820/follow Follow us on INSTAGRAM! ⚡️John - https://www.instagram.com/john_malecki?igsh=MXNzcHFlMXdodWdzYg== ⚡️Sam -  https://www.instagram.com/sam_poola?igsh=Y2NlOTQxajkwdTUx ⚡️Joe - https://www.instagram.com/joemeinert_?igsh=aHllcnUwN29lZ2V5&utm_source=qr #podcast #slightlyaboveaveragepodcast #slightlyaboveaverage #tools #storage #tierlist Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2567820/fan_mail/new] Support the show [https://app.johnmalecki.com]

Reacting to Reddit's Worst DIY Fails

Reddit is home to some of the craziest stuff on the internet — and today we're diving into the best of it. We're going through 15-plus threads of real photos, real disasters, and the people who got absolutely torn apart for them.  Got a take, a story, or a question for John, Sam, and Joe? Drop us a voicemail and you might hear yourself on the Slightly Above Average Podcast. Record up to 60 seconds — no app needed: https://whatayarn.com/saa-pod Get your supplements + FREE 5-pack of Protein Sticks: https://www.1stphorm.com/SlightlyAboveAverage   @1stphorm        #1stphormpartner  WANT THE PODCAST BEFORE IT IS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC?  Join THE BUILDER BUNKER - https://bit.ly/Bunker26 ⚫️ Become part of our exclusive online community of people just like you who love tools, building, and being awesome! Get access to behind-the-scenes videos, early PODCAST RELEASES, cooking, booze reviews, and more! 🧢 Buy Some Merch! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 😎 Support the Team and get some Shop shades! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 Check us out on other platforms!  Apple Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-above-average-podcast/id1864031208 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0l0zAdKvxjxpIVqKh133jl IHeartRadio - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-slightly-above-average-pod-314733665/ Other Podcast Platforms- https://slightlyaboveaveragepodcast.buzzsprout.com/2567820/follow Follow us on INSTAGRAM! ⚡️John - https://www.instagram.com/john_malecki?igsh=MXNzcHFlMXdodWdzYg== ⚡️Sam -  https://www.instagram.com/sam_poola?igsh=Y2NlOTQxajkwdTUx ⚡️Joe - https://www.instagram.com/joemeinert_?igsh=aHllcnUwN29lZ2V5&utm_source=qr #podcast #slightlyaboveaveragepodcast #slightlyaboveaverage #reddit #redditstories #diyfail Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2567820/fan_mail/new] Support the show [https://app.johnmalecki.com]

We Ranked Every Energy Drink

We’re settling the ultimate cooler debate by ranking every major energy drink brand from S-Tier essentials to absolute trash. Got a take, a story, or a question for John, Sam, and Joe? Drop us a voicemail and you might hear yourself on the Slightly Above Average Podcast. Record up to 60 seconds — no app needed: https://whatayarn.com/saa-pod Get your supplements + FREE 5-pack of Protein Sticks: https://www.1stphorm.com/SlightlyAboveAverage   @1stphorm        #1stphormpartner  WANT THE PODCAST BEFORE IT IS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC?  Join THE BUILDER BUNKER - https://bit.ly/Bunker26 ⚫️ Become part of our exclusive online community of people just like you who love tools, building, and being awesome! Get access to behind-the-scenes videos, early PODCAST RELEASES, cooking, booze reviews, and more! 🧢 Buy Some Merch! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 😎 Support the Team and get some Shop shades! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 Check us out on other platforms!  Apple Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-above-average-podcast/id1864031208 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0l0zAdKvxjxpIVqKh133jl IHeartRadio - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-slightly-above-average-pod-314733665/ Other Podcast Platforms- https://slightlyaboveaveragepodcast.buzzsprout.com/2567820/follow Follow us on INSTAGRAM! ⚡️John - https://www.instagram.com/john_malecki?igsh=MXNzcHFlMXdodWdzYg== ⚡️Sam -  https://www.instagram.com/sam_poola?igsh=Y2NlOTQxajkwdTUx ⚡️Joe - https://www.instagram.com/joemeinert_?igsh=aHllcnUwN29lZ2V5&utm_source=qr #podcast #slightlyaboveaveragepodcast #energydrink #tierlist #ranking Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2567820/fan_mail/new] Support the show [https://app.johnmalecki.com]

5 Tools Every New Homeowner Needs

Buying your first house is expensive enough—the last thing you need is to get robbed at the hardware store. In this week's episode, we’re breaking down the five essential tools every first-time homeowner actually needs on day one. We discuss exactly where you should spend your money, where you’re completely getting ripped off, and rank everything in the ultimate homeowner tool tier list.  Get your supplements + FREE 5-pack of Protein Sticks: https://www.1stphorm.com/SlightlyAboveAverage   @1stphorm      #1stphormpartner WANT THE PODCAST BEFORE IT IS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC?  Join THE BUILDER BUNKER - https://bit.ly/Bunker26 ⚫️ Become part of our exclusive online community of people just like you who love tools, building, and being awesome! Get access to behind-the-scenes videos, early PODCAST RELEASES, cooking, booze reviews, and more! 🧢 Buy Some Merch! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 😎 Support the Team and get some Shop shades! - https://bit.ly/SlightlyAbove2026 Check us out on other platforms!  Apple Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-above-average-podcast/id1864031208 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0l0zAdKvxjxpIVqKh133jl IHeartRadio - https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-slightly-above-average-pod-314733665/ Other Podcast Platforms- https://slightlyaboveaveragepodcast.buzzsprout.com/2567820/follow Follow us on INSTAGRAM! ⚡️John - https://www.instagram.com/john_malecki?igsh=MXNzcHFlMXdodWdzYg== ⚡️Sam -  https://www.instagram.com/sam_poola?igsh=Y2NlOTQxajkwdTUx ⚡️Joe - https://www.instagram.com/joemeinert_?igsh=aHllcnUwN29lZ2V5&utm_source=qr #slightlyaboveaverage #slightlyaboveaveragepodcast #podcast #tools #tierlist #newhome #homeowner #homeownership #homedepot Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2567820/fan_mail/new] Support the show [https://app.johnmalecki.com]