Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #94: Lap It Up

Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #94: Lap It Up

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky letter from a woman who calls her man “perfect.” So, why is she writing me a Dear Snarky Letter? 🤔   Next up is something called a wedding “personal attendant.”  Say hello to being a bride’s bitch with none of the fun of being a bridesmaid. Then thank God for the internet because I went down the rabbit hole of interior designer vs decorator. The comment sections were gold. #barndoors. Even better than this are the updates I’ve got for you from the USPS to my hair (yet again). Worth the wait is the Snarky Confession and it’s more drama in the lap lane.    If you want more Snarky goodness run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.    Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Snarky in the Suburbs #93: Top Down

Get ready for a Dear Snarky Grab Bag. In this pod I’m sharing a couple of letters that will make you shake your head while muttering WTH. Then I’ve got a “True Life Tale” of how I was threatened by a septuagenarian gang and I’m not exaggerating when I tell you things got intense. To give you time to recover from that I switch gears to a new dating trend called “goblintimacy.” It’s hysterical and I’m all for it. The Snarky Confession is all about enjoying driving with the top down but honey I’m not talking about a convertible.   If you want more Snarky goodness run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.   Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #92: Double Wedding

Who wants a double wedding? Not the woman who wrote me this Dear Snarky letter and I don’t blame her for wanting to take a hard pass. Next up I’ve got a rant about my response to the question of what’s the best advice I’ve ever received. Let’s just say my answer wasn’t well received. The observation is about “prom maxxing” and it explains so much about current wedding culture. The Snarky Confession is certified fresh because the incident happened yesterday. Oh my!   If you want more Snarky goodness run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.   Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #91: Tracked

This rarely happens but I have a Dear Snarky letter that has left me totally confused. I not only don’t have an answer for this letter but it made me do one of my least favorite things – self-reflection. My Peeves are people who refuse to accept that it’s okay to be old and tan maxxing. Stop the madness! Then in my Observation I get mad when someone tells me I’m old. But rest assured I have my reasons. Last but never least something exciting is happening in the Snarky Confessional. We have a guest confession and it’s a good one.    If you want more Snarky goodness run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.   Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Snarky in the Suburbs Episode #90: Giddy Up!

Giddy up, I’ve got a Dear Snarky letter round up that’s delish. Most especially, an update on the weird doctor letter from last week. My rant is rather random but once you hear it I know you’ll be thinking the same thing (maybe). Then I move on to Friendship Red Flags and the Snarky Confession is all about when you’re finally honest in your marriage.   If you want more Snarky goodness run don’t walk to buy all my super fab books by clicking this link. ⬇️   https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnFPWHByR0hKSVZvV3psbTY1eC1TaWl5WGhOUXxBQ3Jtc0ttWkFpM3E3TkFkeno1dUg2MUpUVHNKZk5md3BvOWJ2VGdTZUhCTkVBenM5dTFaTFN3SjBpTGZJUGsycUlHVXgzYzJ2QVo0dllTajctSWxTUlhVcDU2bjVuQlVVTzdkTXdqV2JZNU9ObDRBSnA0aE9Rdw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Fsnarkyinthesuburbs&v=fSnOFG9qDEc] There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.   Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.