How many bum holes

How many bum holes

This week on Social Moths, the chaos reaches new heights as Amy returns, Harriet disappears down yet another bizarre rabbit hole, and Amy questions whether perimenopause has officially taken over her brain. From jewellery making, bowling, alpaca plans and compost toilets to tiny mouse bumholes, hanging chickens, curry disasters and the world's most unnecessary discussion about how many bumholes are in a house, absolutely nothing is off limits. The trio also answer a listener dilemma about making friends, debate whether insulting people is actually a love language, and somehow end up planning a llama walk while discussing buffet etiquette and Netflix recommendations. As always, it's completely unfiltered, gloriously ridiculous, and guaranteed to go somewhere you never expected. If you've got a confession, awkward story, social dilemma or completely chaotic question, send it our way - the weirder, the better. Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2591801/fan_mail/new] Harriet Dyer Website - https://harrietdyer.com/media/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/harrietdyercomedy?igsh=dWI0dWtndWFsN2ph Amy Mason Website - https://amy-mason.com (Currently on tour - see website for dates) Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/amymasoncomedy?igsh=YzE3d3phY2xuM2E0 Lindsey Santoro Website - https://www.lindseysantoro.co.uk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/linzsantoro?igsh=MXN5aTJ5dHlnbjByag== Producer - Richard Lannen  @richlannen Produced by Nozzle Media Website - https://nozzle.media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nozzlemedia?igsh=MWVzbm5wano4czNwNQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

Where for art thou Mason

In this slightly chaotic episode of Social Moths, Lindsay and Harriet are flying as a duo after Amy's late arrival leaves them to hold the fort alone in their brand-new recording space. The pair introduce the new studio, discuss the move from their previous venue, and share their thoughts on Rich's latest podcast production setup.  The conversation quickly descends into the usual Social Moths madness, covering everything from travel sickness playlists and disco dancing memories to cinema trips, terrible films, unexpected horror recommendations and the ongoing debate over what actually belongs in a proper Knickerbocker Glory.  Harriet shares stories from a week packed with cinema visits, hotel stays and comedy nights, while Lindsay talks about joining her daughter's Forest School session and why children playing in mud might be the best education available. Along the way, the pair debate bug hotels, medieval murder mysteries, giant wedding carriages, suspiciously large builder's hands, cushions versus pillows, and why some TV programmes leave you more frustrated than entertained.  With Amy eventually arriving just as the episode is wrapping up, this is a classic Social Moths episode filled with tangents, laughter, random observations and the sort of conversations that make absolutely no sense until you've listened to the whole thing.  Expect stories, silliness, strong opinions on desserts, and enough distractions to make even the most organised podcast host give up trying to follow the agenda. Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2591801/fan_mail/new] Harriet Dyer Website - https://harrietdyer.com/media/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/harrietdyercomedy?igsh=dWI0dWtndWFsN2ph Amy Mason Website - https://amy-mason.com (Currently on tour - see website for dates) Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/amymasoncomedy?igsh=YzE3d3phY2xuM2E0 Lindsey Santoro Website - https://www.lindseysantoro.co.uk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/linzsantoro?igsh=MXN5aTJ5dHlnbjByag== Producer - Richard Lannen  @richlannen Produced by Nozzle Media Website - https://nozzle.media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nozzlemedia?igsh=MWVzbm5wano4czNwNQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

A puddle of bees

This week on Social Moths, Lindsay Santoro, Amy Mason and Harriet Dyer are back together and causing absolute chaos. The conversation starts with old ladies, pen pals and unexpected acts of kindness before taking a sharp turn into death row correspondence, innocent prisoners, and the strange hobbies people pick up when life gets busy. Amy shares her latest creative adventures, including drawing classes and jewellery making, while the team discuss everything from life modelling and cosmetic surgery to why social media validation never quite lands the way you'd hoped.  Elsewhere, there's debate over whether "expat" and "immigrant" mean the same thing, a deep dive into bargain-loving Brits abroad, a bizarre bee rescue operation involving competing beekeepers, and Harriet's memories of childhood tea bottles loaded with sugar. As always, the stories get stranger as the episode goes on.  The gang also tackle a listener's dating dilemma, discuss awkward first dates, share holiday observations from Greece, and somehow end up talking about motorway service station television shows.  Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2591801/fan_mail/new] Harriet Dyer Website - https://harrietdyer.com/media/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/harrietdyercomedy?igsh=dWI0dWtndWFsN2ph Amy Mason Website - https://amy-mason.com (Currently on tour - see website for dates) Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/amymasoncomedy?igsh=YzE3d3phY2xuM2E0 Lindsey Santoro Website - https://www.lindseysantoro.co.uk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/linzsantoro?igsh=MXN5aTJ5dHlnbjByag== Producer - Richard Lannen  @richlannen Produced by Nozzle Media Website - https://nozzle.media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nozzlemedia?igsh=MWVzbm5wano4czNwNQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

The bitch is back

The Social Moths are back together and, unsurprisingly, things descend into chaos almost immediately. From embarrassing childhood stories and disastrous first experiences with sugar to drunken confessions, school disco disasters, and questionable New Year's Eve decisions, nothing is off limits in this episode.  The gang swap holiday stories from Cornwall, Greece and Stockholm, discuss the realities of parenting, share tales of holiday camp drama, footballs flying across beaches, and why some people should never be allowed near gin. Along the way there's a surprising amount of discussion about butter, droopy boobs, soft play politics and the unique pace of life in Cornwall.  Packed with ridiculous stories, sharp observations and plenty of laughs, this is Social Moths at its unfiltered best. Follow, subscribe and let us know your own social mishaps, awkward holiday moments and childhood chaos stories. We'd love to hear them.  Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2591801/fan_mail/new] Harriet Dyer Website - https://harrietdyer.com/media/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/harrietdyercomedy?igsh=dWI0dWtndWFsN2ph Amy Mason Website - https://amy-mason.com (Currently on tour - see website for dates) Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/amymasoncomedy?igsh=YzE3d3phY2xuM2E0 Lindsey Santoro Website - https://www.lindseysantoro.co.uk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/linzsantoro?igsh=MXN5aTJ5dHlnbjByag== Producer - Richard Lannen  @richlannen Produced by Nozzle Media Website - https://nozzle.media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nozzlemedia?igsh=MWVzbm5wano4czNwNQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

The Squatter

In this episode of Social Moths, Harriet and Amy reunite while Lindsay enjoys a well-earned holiday, sending in a chaotic voice note from Cornwall that sparks conversations about caravan holidays, arcades, seaside nostalgia, and whether Rich should be banished to an outdoor toilet. The pair share stories about gambling addictions, scratch cards, casinos, and the strange psychology of never scratching a winning ticket because the dream is better than reality. They also dive into some truly unbelievable tales involving homeless strangers, stolen televisions, unexpected house guests, and one of Harriet’s most disastrous attempts at helping someone in need. Plus, there’s a listener dilemma about friendship anxiety, feeling invisible in group chats, and the fear of saying the wrong thing - leading to a heartfelt discussion about shyness, overthinking, and finding your people. As always, it’s a mix of comedy, chaos, vulnerability, and wildly unexpected stories that somehow all make perfect sense in the world of Social Moths.  Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2591801/fan_mail/new] Harriet Dyer Website - https://harrietdyer.com/media/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/harrietdyercomedy?igsh=dWI0dWtndWFsN2ph Amy Mason Website - https://amy-mason.com (Currently on tour - see website for dates) Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/amymasoncomedy?igsh=YzE3d3phY2xuM2E0 Lindsey Santoro Website - https://www.lindseysantoro.co.uk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/linzsantoro?igsh=MXN5aTJ5dHlnbjByag== Producer - Richard Lannen  @richlannen Produced by Nozzle Media Website - https://nozzle.media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nozzlemedia?igsh=MWVzbm5wano4czNwNQ%3D%3D&utm_source=qr