Surreal Estate, Vol. 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities

Surreal Estate, Vol. 1—Ch. 13

CHAPTER 13: Buckle up, kids, as we take a trip 130 years in the past to the south and the east of Glitter City, VA, to meet the Governess and her three charges, Charles, Sabrina, and Master Timothy Magistrate. At bedtime, the Governess regales the kids with a spine-tingling tale about the Soldier of Fortune, a double-crossed Civil War mercenary who may still have ties to this god-forsaken property.  *** AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss! SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES 2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles. But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head? Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd. Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time! ### CREDITS: Chapter Text and Narration by Nikolas Allen. Stream and Download Free Music at NikolasAllenMusic.com [https://nikolasallenmusic.com/music] “Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities,” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99). Get full access to PodFiction by Nikolas Allen at nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe [https://nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Surreal Estate, Vol. 1—Ch. 12

CHAPTER 12: Urban Muse Gallery owner, Riley Valor, and her crew prepare for a new art exhibit. Her boyfriend du jour, Max Discount, stops by the gallery to apologize for their breakfast interuptus at Quip’s. Due to a clumsy combination of white lies and half-truths, Max manages to rise even higher on Riley’s Shit List than he already was. *** AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss! SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES 2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles. But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head? Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd. Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time! ### CREDITS: Chapter Text and Narration by Nikolas Allen. “Diggety-Town” Written and Performed by Nikolas Allen. Stream and Download Free Music at NikolasAllenMusic.com [https://nikolasallenmusic.com/music] “Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities,” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99). Get full access to PodFiction by Nikolas Allen at nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe [https://nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Surreal Estate, Vol. 1—Ch. 11

CHAPTER 11: Max Discount visits City Hall to get updates on a big shot client’s project that’s been held up by bureaucratic stall tactics. City Planner, Mr. Eugene Jenkins, reveals a preposterous new ordinance that could kill the whole deal. *** AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss! SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES 2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles. But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head? Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd. Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time! ### CREDITS: Chapter Text, Narration, and Music by Nikolas Allen. Stream and Download Free Music at NikolasAllenMusic.com [https://nikolasallenmusic.com/music] “Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities,” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99). Get full access to PodFiction by Nikolas Allen at nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe [https://nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Surreal Estate, Vol. 1—Ch. 10

CHAPTER 10: Max Discount meets colleague Amina Patel in the break room of their brokerage to discuss the offers Amina has received on Dame MacElroy’s Victorian. Max lets it slip that he got a weird call about a haunted listing, which kickstarts Amina’s competitive streak. *** AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss! SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES 2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles. But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head? Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd. Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time! ### CREDITS: Chapter Text, Narration, and Music by Nikolas Allen. Stream and Download Free Music at NikolasAllenMusic.com [https://nikolasallenmusic.com/music] “Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities,” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99). Get full access to PodFiction by Nikolas Allen at nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe [https://nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Surreal Estate, Vol. 1—Ch. 9

CHAPTER 9: Max and Riley’s morning breakfast at Quips Coffee & Comedy Cafe is cut short when Zara Blake shows up unexpectedly and lets it slip that she and Max hung out the other night. Quips owner, Ollie Thompson, tries to deter Max from taking a haunted listing. Max’s competitive colleague, Amina Patel, calls to tell Max about her offers on Dame MacElroy’s Victorian, but Max makes plans to meet at the office to hear about it in person.  *** AUDACIOUS INDIE AUTHOR, Nikolas Allen, presents Volume 1 of his sophomore trilogy, SURREAL ESTATE. This spicy speculative fiction series launches with a wild, raunchy, fun and farcical adventure that no courageous reader should dare miss! SURREAL ESTATE, VOLUME 1: THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF ABSURDITIES 2035 A.D.—IN THE BUSTLING METRØPOLIS OF GLITTER CITY, VA, Superstar Surrealtor Max Discount, a snarky, self-centered hustler, navigates a series of mind-boggling scenarios that redefine the boundaries of absürdity. When his latest listing mørphs into a haunted hell ride of epic proportions, Max is finally forced to examine his own foibles. But is he ready for Change to rear its ugly head? Like an explicit mashup of Scooby-Doozy, Selling Sunsetz, and Rocky Horrorz, Surreal Estate, Volume 1 is a high-stakes excursion into the Surreal world of modern Real Estate and beyønd. Including original song lyrics, prayers, poetry, naughty drink recipes, and bippety-bop-bap-biggety-bam rhythmic interludes, this TWISTED SOAP ROCK OPERA will have you standing up and singing along in no time! ### CREDITS: Chapter Text, Narration, and Music by Nikolas Allen. Stream and Download Free Music at NikolasAllenMusic.com [https://nikolasallenmusic.com/music] “Surreal Estate, Volume 1: The Haunted House of Absurdities,” Now Available in Paperback ($14.99) and eBook ($2.99). Get full access to PodFiction by Nikolas Allen at nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe [https://nikolasallen.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]