Wellness + the Occult!

Wellness + Part Time Lovers!

It's Episode 17 and Beverly took an Ambien and discovered her subconscious had been Googling things! Fun! Also: A certain someone lost their virginity to an alt-right furry, Mark Ruffalo is letting himself go at a Glendale CVS, and Beverly has some thoughts on Timothée Chalamet's romantic choices. Plus: Celebrity "trivia", parasocial sons, and a bell that gets rung wayyy more than it should. Subscribe or Beverly will have you followed! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Wellness + the Garezas!

Sweet 16 and Beverly interviews Goldie and Mateo Gareza! — a mother-son stand-up duo [https://www.instagram.com/thegarezas/] who formed their comedy partnership because Mateo was half asleep in the car and just said "sure." He's 19, can't drive, doesn't have Instagram, and once played an Oompa Loompa at 6'3". Goldie did DIY IVF, turned down a speaking line on Star Trek, and has zero regrets about any of it! Also: Beverly's daughters remain disasters, Glennon Doyle still hasn't agreed to fight to the death, and the Virgin America safety video is genuinely a banger. Subscribeeee you know you want tooooo! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Wellness + the Occult!

Beverly has entered her California era, and she's trading Pilgrim energy for tarot cards and woo-woo wisdom! This week: Beverly explains why she's basically a human app (patent pending), takes partial accountability for Bradley Cooper's face and accidentally listens to her daughter do things no mother should ever hear at a farmer's market. Then it's off to the tarot cards, where Beverly channels her God-given Jewish intuition to solve at least one relationship, possibly offend two major religious groups and concludes that the Knight of Wands is basically saying: have more sex. The Talmud says no to divination. Beverly says she'll think about it. Subscribe or she will yell at you. $4 a month. It's less than a bully stick bite! (Look it up.) Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Wellness + Dairy!

Beverly celebrates Shavuot — the B-list Jewish holiday you've never heard of — by explaining the Ten Commandments (mostly correctly), recapping the Book of Ruth (mostly correctly), and sharing how a four-hour call with a JetBlue customer service rep taught her everything she needed to know about loyalty, dairy, and not committing adultery with her neighbor's lawnmower! Also: Rachelle has done something terrible, Sydney Sweeney was in a Nordstrom fitting room, and someone's bat mitzvah was canceled because of a toilet seat cover text. Happy Shavuot! Eat some cheesecake and come back next week! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com

Wellness + the Piano Man!

Beverly is back and unluckier than ever for Episode 13. She opens with a long-overdue apology letter to Christie Brinkley — complete with a 1993 Hamptons disaster involving norovirus, a lecherous orthodontist, and a chance nude encounter with Billy Joel. From there, Beverly tackles aging gracefully (or as she prefers, "aging naturally"), weighs in on who in Hollywood is doing it right vs. who's "wearing their face like a mask," and delivers the latest chaotic updates on her twins Rachelle and Lainie — one of whom is squatting at Beverly's best friend's house and the other just got arrested at Trader Joe's. It's Episode 13, and Beverly has zero regrets! Subscribe to THE BEVERLY PODCAST to unlock ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content at thebeverlypodcast.com [http://thebeverlypodcast.com/]