The Children of the Night

3 - Rob Zombie Mardi Gras (Dracula 2000)

In this episode, Dracula is hunkering down in his basement hoping that all computers don't go crazy and kill him and all his vampire friends. Well, not really, but that'd probably be a lot better than Wes Craven's modern-day (well, modern-day 15 years ago) nontraditional take on our caped hero...

2 - An Eye For London's Hot Pants (Dracula A.D. 1972)

Dracula's back and ready to check out those swinging 70's! Christopher Lee deserves a hell of a lot better than this movie, but Alyssa and Juniper find a way to laugh through the tears.

0 - Too Much Crab Salad (a Dracula Primer)

In this episode, Alyssa and Juniper binge on crab salad and teach you about Dracula. Get ready to get schooled, this episode will prepare you for future movie enjoyment along with your two best ghouls. Tune in to find out about Vlad 3, sequel to Vlad 2, still Vladdin'.

1 - Renouncing God For Garlic Bread (Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992)

Brush up on your British accent, because this week Alyssa and Juniper are tackling the 1992 beloved "classic", Bram Stoker's Dracula. An episode so good, it will turn your hair gray!