S01E07 All Purpose Adhesive

S01E11 She Is My Bodhisattva

S01E11 She Is My Bodhisattva   Well if you listened to the previous episode, I explain all about the meaning of “She Is My Bodhisattva.” So go listen to that episode if you haven’t already.   This episode is about relationships. I have a conversation with my very wise older sister. We outline the things that make relationships succeed or fail, dopamine and oxytocin. We also discuss self awareness, humanity, and spiritual growth.   Unfortunately, I say family members' real names over and over again. So there are a lot of bleeps. I’m sorry for that. I’ll do better in season two.   Appropriateness: There are one or two F-words in this. Everything else is pretty tame. No graphic discussion takes place. So you can listen with whomever can handle that.   Glossary: The term LDS refers to a person who is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.    I can’t wait to speak with you again in Season 2. Season 2 will trounce season one, just FYI. I mean what we have coming up will rape your ears, and have you laughing in tears. It will shock the junk out of your trunk. The theme is… Well you’ll just have to wait for it. Hint, I’m hiring an investigative research team. And yes, the genre is still comedy.   That’s all folks. Listen now, listen hard, and please please share the show.   I love you. Sincerely, I love the shit out of you all.   Bye.

S01E10 Penguin Teeth

S01E10 Penguin Teeth   You don’t have to read this.   In an uncharacteristic of the Digital Spirit maneuver, I’m going to explain the meaning of the title. Have you ever seen a picture of a penguin’s teeth?    I know what you’re thinking! “Birds don’t have teeth.”   Wrong! Chickens don’t have teeth. Some birds do have teeth. And the penguin’s teeth are absolutely terrifying! Not as scary as anaconda teeth, but a close second. Rows and rows of teeth all pointed inward. Okay, you just need to take a second and do an image search. Not with Google please. Support another search engine that doesn’t take political sides or track you, please.    While you’re at it, look at a picture of anaconda teeth just for fun.   Anyway, the reference is that, as I describe in this episode, I put myself in a situation that just sucked me down into the depths of insanity. I was like being attacked by something with rows and rows of teeth, all pointing toward its filthy throat. I am NOT comparing the woman I talk about in this episode to penguin teeth. I am describing the situation. The one that I caused.   Anyway, you should stop reading now and start the episode.   TV-14. This episode has one or two swear words in it. So if you’re comfortable with them hearing the word “boobs” and me saying that I had sex, without getting descriptive, you can listen to it with whomever that is… so long as it’s not my daughter you’re listening with. You’ll find out why I never want her to hear this episode.   Download.   Press Play.   Regards, The Digital Spirit.

S01E09 Still Running

S01E09 Still Running   The saga and pain continue. Very offensive. You’ve been warned.   Love you.   TDS

S01E08 RunningThrough The G-Hole

S01E08 Running Through the G-Hole   This is a two part episode. Or rather, this is part one of a two part story. This episode and episode 09 are the most offensive of the season. Do not listen to this with your children. Or, if you are easily offended, don’t listen at all.   Thanks. Share the show… not necessarily this episode however hahaha. Maybe share 02 or 07. Let the fresh fish get broken in before you turn something like these two episodes on them.   This is the story of one of my best friend’s relapses. Unfortunately the next relapse landed him in prison for a number of years.   Peace.   TDS.

S01E07 All Purpose Adhesive

S01E07 All Purpose Adhesive   This just might be the best episode of the season. It’s in the top three. At least if you like stories. I’m not going into what stories we tell. Just crack open the episode, and pour it all over your dancing body. Then send me some pics!   Please share the show.   I love you.