(#10) Tommy Ball Robs A Penguin At Walletpoint

(#12) John Nauertz's Charismatic Personality Screams Nephilim

A millenium is one thousand years. A ton is two thousand pounds. Either of these amounts of ducks would not be enough.

(#11) Hannah Busler Makes The Prison Guards Look At A Bagel

The bagel is the color of soothing jungle foliage but it's also other colors. Jacob hates kids.

(#10) Tommy Ball Robs A Penguin At Walletpoint

All the bees in the world couldn't stop me from releasing this episode. Jacob hates kids.

(#9) Luke Miller's Bathtub Is Super Normal

Sleep deprivation is not a victimless crime. Jacob hates kids.

(#8) Olyvia's Mediumest Fear Is, Uh, Butterflies?

Shoutout beige fr. Jacob hates kids