OH CRITES! Critters Franchise Ranking!

Hellraiser Franchise Ranking!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2147329/fan_mail/new] This week we descend headfirst into cinematic hell as we rank every single film in the legendary Hellraiser franchise — from the undeniable classics to the straight-to-DVD nightmares buried deep within the Leviathan archives. We’re talking Cenobites, chains, gore, chaos, and enough suffering to make Pinhead proud. Which movie reigns supreme? Which sequel deserves eternal torture? And just how many times can one franchise reinvent the puzzle box before opening a portal straight to madness? Whether you’re a lifelong devotee of the Lament Configuration or just here for the hooks and bloodshed, this episode is packed with brutal hot takes, franchise deep dives, behind-the-scenes discussion, and plenty of horror-loving chaos. Your suffering will be legendary… even in podcast form.

Y2Kills: A Deep Dive Into Horror in the year 2000!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2147329/fan_mail/new] The clocks hit midnight, the world didn’t end… but horror absolutely thrived. This week we’re diving headfirst into the blood-soaked year 2000 and breaking down the horror movies that defined the start of a brand-new millennium. From underrated indie gems and forgotten cult classics to massive studio releases that dominated theaters, we’re covering the hits, the misses, and everything in between. We revisit the atmosphere of Y2K horror, discuss how the genre was evolving after the ‘90s slasher boom, and debate which films still hold up over two decades later. Whether it was psychological terror, creature features, supernatural scares, or straight-up chaos, the year 2000 gave horror fans a little bit of everything — and we’re unpacking it all. Prepare for nostalgia, hot takes, deep cuts, and plenty of horror love as we step back into one of the weirdest and most underrated years in genre history.

Quarter-Year Crisis: Our 2026 Movie & TV Check-In

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2147329/fan_mail/new] We’re only a few months into 2026, and somehow we’ve already seen enough to question our life choices. In this episode, we’re doing a full check-in on everything we’ve been watching—movies, TV, and whatever else managed to steal our time (for better or very much worse). From surprise bangers to absolute dumpster fires, we break down what’s lived up to the hype, what completely let us down, and what we’re still thinking about way more than we probably should be. Consider this your unofficial guide to what’s worth your time… and what you should avoid like a cursed videotape. It’s the good, the bad, and the “why does this even exist?”—2026 edition.

All Twisted Up: A Brutal Review of Twisted!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2147329/fan_mail/new] This week, we’re getting Twisted… and not in a fun, “quirky personality” way—more like “why are we watching this? Sort of way” We’re diving headfirst into the latest horror flick Twisted, starring Terrifier scream queen Lauren LaVera, to see if it delivers the terror or just leaves us mentally… well, twisted. From brutal moments to nerve-shredding tension, we break down what works, what doesn’t, and whether this one earns a spot in your watchlist or gets left in the horror bargain bin. Is Twisted the next must-watch horror hit, or does it snap under pressure? Tune in and find out—just don’t expect us to come out of this one completely sane.

OH CRITES! Critters Franchise Ranking!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2147329/fan_mail/new] This week, we’re getting small, savage, and seriously hungry as we dive headfirst into the chaotic cult classic franchise Critters! From the original film’s rural terror to the increasingly unhinged sequels (yes… even the space one), we’re breaking down every entry in the series. We talk about what makes the Crites such iconic little nightmares, which movies actually hold up, and where things went completely off the rails. Along the way, we highlight our favorite kills, weirdest moments, and the characters who somehow thought rolling alien furballs weren’t a big deal. Of course, it all leads to the ultimate franchise ranking—where we separate the top-tier terror from the straight-to-DVD madness. Grab your bounty hunter gear, lock your doors, and maybe hide your snacks… because these little monsters are always hungry.