Sonic Temple 2027 and Arby's Herpes - The Morning Blitz 6-23-26

Sonic Temple 2027 and Arby's Herpes - The Morning Blitz 6-23-26

The World Cup has made the world fall in love with American food I woman got herpes because an Arby's manager spit on her sandwich Humans are not supposed to ingest the amount of bad news they get these days Science explains why pooping feels so good Throw your loofah in the trash right now

Fictional Band Hits and Honeymoon Fights - The Morning Blitz 6-19-26

Father's Day is Sunday and we want to know when your dad told you 'Don't Tell Mom' Tell us if you got into a fight on your honeymoon and if you are still married Billboard hit songs that were made by fictional bands from movies Goose took home the free ice cream that Thick Rick wanted People are so into maxxing now that they search Google for things to max

Sex Survey Results and Goblintimacy - The Morning Blitz 6-18-26

Goose bought concert tickets in an odd way and wants to know if he is a jerk for it? Over half of the population thinks their bedroom skills are above average Kids today think they should have all the comforts of home when riding in a car Is it worse to be crop dusted by a fart or a burp? Goose wants to know if he was rude to another golfer on the golf course

Bye Bye California and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 6-17-26

There are some things you just shouldn't buy on Facebook Marketplace They are going on a date to a water park and he doesn't know about her prosthetic leg The reality show Love Island is making people crazy Is California actually about to break off from the rest of the country? Classic TV shows that have one single cast member that is still alive

Muse Clues and Lesbian Nuns - The Morning Blitz 6-16-26

People walk in a circle counter clockwise and no one can figure out why Men need to listen to these helpful tips We play a fart sound and then guess which animal it came from Tell us what your trip of a lifetime would be Taste Test Tuesday: Kelly and Thick Rick have never had Culver's