S3E12 - He Walked In Alone

S3E12 - He Walked In Alone

This week on The Nut Farm, Missy is wearing the Billie Eilish Walmart pajama shirt she slept in and thinks she has developed a shellfish allergy all of a sudden. Steve walked into the surprise birthday dinner without the birthday girl (Gretchen) and had to be sent back out. The farmers get into: • Microblading: the scalpel, the crackle, and the sound that almost made both of them walk out • The birthday surprise dinner — the private room, the curtain, Adam filming from the roof like paparazzi, and Missy's increasingly unhinged cover story. • The Jordan card bouquet: 14 Michael Jordan cards tucked into baby's breath and eucalyptus like a dozen roses • The seafood tower incident and a possible new shellfish allergy • DIY nail art, salon boycotts, and the flamingo theory of losing your pink after babies • Taylor Swift's wedding: a thousand guests, zero leaked photos, one embroidered handkerchief replica already on eBay • Leo DiCaprio becoming Jack Nicholson • Dennis Rodman's separate house from his own family • Elbow-gate poll results: 316 votes, "freak accident" wins, nobody voted "sure did" • Whatnot, Pirate Ship, Melmac dishware, and a six-year-old Gabapentin pill Steve was about to throw away *** Excuse the small sound issues towards the end of the EPI.  Wifi was being annoying. ***

S3E11 - The Power Walking Incident

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen (Timmy) and Missy (Bunny) are back with a full load of life updates — and it’s a lot. The farmers get into: • Anti-car-sick glasses that look like Where’s Waldo and may actually work • Otis the dog, who peed on Steve’s side of the bed in an act of deliberate dominance • The pillow situation — it’s more complicated than you think • Eli’s street sale: Pokémon cards, squishies, zero customers, full defeat • Gretchen’s childhood snow cone empire at the Arizona bus station • Vegas: PopMart, arcade jackpots, and a front-row seat at a Star Wars burlesque show • The man next to Adam who said “May the force be with you” to the usher and then man-spread the entire show • Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt doing a number to Big Poppa two feet from Missy’s face • Idaho: a gondola evacuation in a lightning storm, 12 passes at a speedometer sign, and the Great Power Walking Incident • The moment Gretchen may or may not have elbowed J.R. into the pavement mid-race • A PR win, a G Soul Co. article, and a meeting where nobody mentioned the kale • The birthday girl who still believes the fireworks are hers Watch the footage. Drop your guess in the comments. Did she throw an elbow or didn’t she?

S3E10 - Fire In The Chat

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy take a tour through thirty years of American chaos — starting with Lorena Bobbitt’s Ginsu knife, stopping at the OJ verdict, swinging past Michael Jackson’s black suitcase and Marilyn Monroe’s suspiciously broken window, and somehow ending at a German man’s Vegas mansion for plus-size women and an eBay Live Pokémon card addiction. Along the way: • A principal who gathered the entire school to watch a murder verdict • A boyfriend who borrowed a Porsche for a street race and was never heard from again • A Jeep, a snowbank, and a divine stranger who happened to walk by • The Indian man who lived 90 years without food or water (the gargling loophole is discussed) • A somatic breathwork pitch to a lawyer with pincushion lungs • Déjà vu as spiritual confirmation • Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum, Dr. Kevorkian’s death van, and why Missy would absolutely leave • The eBay Live auction feature that is, by everyone’s admission, going to be an issue   Come for the true crime. Stay for the breathwork. Leave with a lot of questions about Michael Jackson.

S3E9 - What Jaws Taught Me About Parenting

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen returns from vacation with beach-bronzed energy. She and Missy chat about NBA Finals opinions, World Cup commentary, and a surprisingly deep realization inspired by Jaws. The farmers discuss: • Why modern parenting feels harder than ever • Whether we're doing too many things “right” • Growing up before the internet had guardrails • Extending grace to our younger selves • Why happiness feels harder to find despite all our best efforts Plus: • Taylor Swift court-side • Sports obsessions and championship dreams • Richard Dreyfuss crushes • Red-card soccer stories • Snake presentations • Dog pee incidents • Conversation about childhood curiosity, internet safety, and growing up in a completely different era. Part nostalgia trip, part parenting discussion, part accidental philosophy session.

S3E8 - Sleepover Prank Panic

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy survive their daughters’ first sleepover, (including a prank-call scandal involving McDonald’s), debate casino strategy, celebrate organizational breakthroughs, and accidentally invent a new life philosophy: Full Potato. The farmers discuss: • Why children are terrible liars • Parenting panic that follows questionable decisions • Friendship sleepovers and tired-mom mornings • Casino jackpots and slot-machine theories • Organization as a personality trait • The surprising joy of doing absolutely nothing Plus: • Dennis Rodman rookie cards • Airport TV deals • Executive muffs • Yoga etiquette • Sports-card obsessions • The ongoing pursuit of peace through labeled cabinets. Part parenting debrief, part comedy hour, part accidental life advice. Come hang out with us.