FPA: Fallout Protection Agency

The Jurassic Reality

Ewan and Owen discuss life with dinosaurs comparing they’re theories to theories shown in different movies and tv shows.  Listen to the theories provided by the Paindemics and decide for yourself what's believable and what is truly extinct.

When Aliens Invade: A memoir

Listen to Ewan and Owen discuss aliens. Owen extensive knowledge and 30 minute background on the subject matter gives him a lot of insight when it comes to guesses and imagination. Ewan remains loyal to what he knows and claims Owen is full of shit. Decide whose theories are better for yourself and stand with Owen as he creates a new Empire and sacrifices Ewan to the alien overlords.

FPA: Fallout Protection Agency

Listen to the boys ramble and plan out there nuclear fallout plans. They prepare their illegal voyage south to Antarctica and survive on penguins and their polar bears they bring with them.

The Holiday Creeps

You thought seeing your in-laws during the holidays was bad? Be warned that these holidays traditions celebrated around the world can be graphic and terrifying. Listen as the Paindemics discuss and decide which traditions they’d like to celebrate and whether or not Christmas actually is a joyful holiday.

In For a Penny

Do you wish you were rich? So do we. Find out what happens if the Paindemics each get one billion dollars to spend in one day. It gets pretty crazy and Ewan becomes a complicated pain as he tries to cheat the system.