The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting Caught

Now that my dad and I successfully brought two pirates to justice, it was time for us to usurp their roles in Blackbeard's crew.  When we got on his ship, Blackbeard told us he was planning on attacking a British fleet and would then take the loot to his secret hiding place, which was perfect for us because we really wanted to discover his long lost treasure.  Things seemed like they were going pretty well until they took a turn for the worse, leaving my dad and me in an epic battle against Blackbeard...well, I guess it wasn't that epic, but kinda epic when compared to the rest of my travels.

After bringing Jack the Ripper to justice, my dad and I decided to become pirates of the Caribbean, which I'm sure needs no explanation because obviously anyone would naturally come to that same decision.  So we went back to 1718 and became members of Blackbeard's crew to discover his long lost treasure.  A lot of incredibly fascinating things happen on this journey, as well as a few unfascinating things, which is why the chapter got split into two delicious episodes...YAYYYY!!!

Still reeling from the incredible discovery behind the JFK assassination, my dad and I decide we want to make another cool discovery, so we travel back to The Industrial Revolution to find out the true identity of Jack the Ripper, and you know, maybe in the process, bring him to justice.  And that's what we did...we did exactly that...I don't know why I have all the ellipses which makes it seem like my dad and I didn't actually do it.  I mean, we did.  The dot dot dots are meant to add mystery to the sentence, like this one...

Now that I convinced my dad to not go back in time and raise me, we both agreed we should take a journey back to Dallas and discover who really killed JFK.  And I gotta say, this was a crazy adventure, or at least as crazy as any other adventure I went on.  I know it seems kinda obvious for a time traveler to go back in time and do something that involves the JFK assassination, but you really gotta stop being so judgmental when it comes to my adventures.  I'm SORRY I went back in time and did something so obvious!  It's not like I went on my adventures thinking what some random listener in the future might think.

Okay, so this is a weird episode, and thats saying something because I didn't even think it was that weird when I went back and had an almost fourway with my dad and two Nazi women on the Hindenburg.  My dad was feeling super guilty about abandoning me as a child and wanted to go back and raise me in order to make things right, but the problem was, I kinda liked my life and didn't want everything to change.  So I had to convince my dad to not NOT abandon me.