Season 1 – Episode 17: Gas, Grass, or Crash – No One Invests for Free

Season 1, Episode 18: Grab the Stock Market by the Pussy

On today’s Show: * Are there Friends stocks? * Where can I replace my holey stocks? * Which candidate will grab the economy by the pussy? * And do you ever think the bull and the bear have had sexual relations? * Clowns: buy or sell?

Season 1 – Episode 17: Gas, Grass, or Crash – No One Invests for Free

Tim and Allen return after an unplanned hiatus and find the stock market, and Tim, in a state of volatility.   ON THIS EPISODE We Answer Your Questions from Facebook: * How much time do I have before the market crashes? * Bluetooth Headphones: invest or not? * Should you invest in obscure psych rock? * Can Beanie Bernie Babies fix the market? * What is a tenured treasury note? * Invest in a CD or Bluray? * Are you a stock person or a bond person? * What is your podcast? F#ck Marry Kill with Stocks – Dollar Stores and CEO Wives Look for the Golden Arches – We talk about things you can do with gold

Season 1, Episode 16: Rich Dad, My Bad

Get your Pokémon hunting face on because it’s time to catch some stocks with Tim and Eddie! With Allen away on tour, Tim and Eddie get some alone time to talk about stocks, bonds, and Tim’s upcoming nuptials with Eddie’s daughter Marci. Eddie gives away his secret tool for building wealth. Tim gets closer in the search for his father. Randy the Intern stops by to help close out the show.

Season 1, Episode 15: Love, Stocks, and Two Smoking Guns

Everything is up as the bulls continue charging to record highs! Meanwhile, love and tension are in the air as Up or What CEO Eddie’s daughter Marci O’Reilly joins Tim and Allen in the studio. On this episode: * Tops and bottoms: Which stocks this week are tops and which are bottoms? * Facebook Questions: How will pokemon Go affect the market? Reverse mortgage or forward mortgage? Are pork pasts a thing? * F#ck Marry Kill with Stocks: Breakfast Appliance Stocks * Shower or Grower: Which stocks are huge and which ones are small but have a huge potential?

Season 1, Episode 14: Let’s Get Big Tanks

If the market’s down, LGBT(Let’s Get Big Tanks) to turn it around. Tim learns something terrible about the woman he is dating. The new intern Randy stops by to say hi. Mort and Eddie are unhappy about an idea Tim and Allen pitched to Taco Bell. Also on this show: * Tragedy strikes Orlando twice, how will this effect gun stocks? * Facebook Questions * What numbers should high schoolers learn? * What’s the difference between a retirement account and a regular account? * How hard should you splurge on your father? * Should you go for a ride in a Vanguard? * Bondage Time: Craig Lou, still human garbage. * F*ck/Marry Kill with Stocks: Guns and other Entertainment