EPISODE 26 w Arlene - God First, Butthole Second

EPISODE 26 w Arlene - God First, Butthole Second

https://www.instagram.com/anythingforarlenas/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and Schoeny welcome guest Arlene to the podcast, who arrives late and immediately becomes the center of conversation after revealing she just launched an OnlyFans. The episode spirals through a series of chaotic, hilarious tangents — Arlene's Hinge profile experiment gone wrong, a memorable bar encounter with a wheelchair-bound Navy SEAL, the mechanics and money of OnlyFans, a deep dive into '90s nostalgia including Pauly Shore films and MySpace, a spontaneous Google image search for Ron Jeremy, San Diego nightlife's rise and fall, and plenty of unfiltered banter about dating, sex, and life in Southern California.

EPISODE 25 - Jalapeño Handjob- A Love Story

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and Schoeny navigate the chaos of turning 47 — from dermatologist visits and shitting in a bag for a Cologuard test, to a jalapeño handjob and finding a mystery baggie of drugs at a froyo shop. They rant about the Rock 'n' Roll Marathon ruining San Diego traffic, debate dating app red flags (no smiling, artsy angles, everyone claiming to be bi), geek out over liminal spaces, get unexpectedly emotional about living funerals, and trash Airbnb after a chemical spill in Garden Grove kills their weekend plans. It all wraps up with a genuinely regrettable story about sex, a grilled cheese, and the worst possible breakup timing.

EPISODE 24 - Cock Maxing, Crackheads & Commitment Traps

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Two friends shoot the breeze on everything from the "freshman gay" phenomenon — young gay guys who hang exclusively with women before fully embracing their identity — to wild nights at gay clubs versus straight ones. They swap stories about a knife-wielding crackhead at their local Grocery Outlet, debate living on a boat as a cheap San Diego housing hack, and dig into the trap of "yes women" — dates who agree with everything you want until mom accidentally outs their real intentions in a car ride home. Sprinkled throughout: Small Hands the porn star, Pornhub podcasts, vasectomies as the ultimate "I don't want kids" proof, and why raising a family in 2024 is a financial death sentence.

EPISODE 23 - Too Old for the Apps, Too Young for a La-Z-Boy

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In episode 23 of Too Old To Care, the guys kick things off with chaotic pre-show energy before diving into their dating lives — apps, couples on Feeld, and the case for dating older women who actually have their shit together. The conversation turns surprisingly heartfelt as they discuss therapy (one of them has been going since age 10), the mental toll of a seven-month injury, and how working out affects everything — including your sex life. They react to a darkly funny monster truck crash in Colombia, debate whether a La-Z-Boy is the official symbol of giving up, and wrap with a deep dive into cologne, a grocery store death threat, and a hippie chick with fake tits. Unfiltered, oddly thoughtful, and exactly what you'd expect from two guys who are too old to pretend otherwise.

EPISODE 22 - People Equal Sh!t (Feat. Slipknot, Seagulls & Diarrhea Comments)

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: toooldtocarepod@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod In Episode 22, the guys shoot the breeze on everything from post-divorce singlehood and the exhausting modern ritual of "finding your person," to cringey MySpace throwbacks and the universal cringe of revisiting your younger self online. They dish out heartfelt advice to a 17-year-old listener going through his first major breakup, explore the lethal extremes of Death Valley (from a hidden underwater fish cave to a guy who mummified himself on a 20-mile hike), reminisce about Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, and Falling In Reverse, debate the genius of Fred Durst and Davey Havok's ever-bizarre look, and gripe about the freeballing lifestyle, California car registration, and social media's fake statistics. They also cover old Tasteless Gentleman episodes being pulled from Spotify over copyright, a man getting sucked into a plane engine at Denver Airport, the magnificently named naked man orchid, and a new segment turning listener comments into AI-generated songs via Suno.