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My Prostate Is Shriveled But My Drip Is Immaculate | Unhinged Unicorns Podcast

In this episode, Josh and Steph dive into the generational gap between an Elder Gay Millennial and a cusp Gen Z — and somehow end up covering AI, the environment, loneliness, fear, and one very unhinged attempt to ask a guy out via AI-generated Hallmark Christmas movie. Along the way: a prostate update nobody asked for, and a genuinely moving conversation about feeling stuck, chasing purpose, and why educated people need to speak up right now. It's hot mess meets healing, as promised. If you're disgusting too, you're in the right place. Topics include: AI and the environment, Sora, ChatGPT, generational slang, loneliness and connection, career fear, going back to school, and one freeze-dried apricot prostate. We say fuck a lot. Chapters / Show Notes 00:00 — Cold Open: My Drip Is a Medical Concern 00:35 — Welcome to Unhinged Unicorns 01:05 — Elder Gay Millennial Meets Cusp Gen Z 03:22 — Body Horror: The Rice Krispie Years 05:09 — Generational Slang and Why It Doesn't Mean Anything 06:48 — The Drip/UTI Incident (Full Report) 08:52 — Josh Discovers Sora and Immediately Grieves It 10:34 — AI and the Environment: We're Sorry 12:15 — AI Is Stealing Jobs and We Have Feelings About It 13:54 — When AI Becomes Your Friend (And Why That's Scary) 15:37 — Steph Used ChatGPT for Her Ex. It Did Not Help. 18:26 — More Connected, More Disconnected 20:00 — The Director's Chair Era Begins 21:16 — The Pizza Box Rose Hallmark Christmas Confession 24:17 — The Roast Heard Round the Apartment 25:50 — Josh Wants to Be a Filmmaker (Media Marketing Will Have to Do) 28:44 — Stuck in a Rut and Letting Fear Win 30:05 — Why Educated People Need to Be Louder Right Now 31:38 — Steph Gets a Leg to Stand On (First Time Ever) 32:17 — The Dom/Sub Army Sergeant Outro 33:08 — See You Next Time, Be Well If you enjoy this podcast, please like and subscribe to our channel! Listen to the Unhinged Unicorns Podcast wherever podcasts are available or by visiting https://www.UnhingedUnicorns.com [https://www.UnhingedUnicorns.com] Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/30RItmaZPgdEgjVg5aRItz?si=33942e5307d24d4d [https://open.spotify.com/show/30RItmaZPgdEgjVg5aRItz?si=33942e5307d24d4d] Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unhinged-unicorns/id1693167746 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unhinged-unicorns/id1693167746] Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/c965d72b-8b03-420f-b4c7-7c9af8f108d9/UNHINGED-UNICORNS?ref=dm_sh_a0m9sm9C8f0Y3kVtkWGTKXf52 [https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/c965d72b-8b03-420f-b4c7-7c9af8f108d9/UNHINGED-UNICORNS?ref=dm_sh_a0m9sm9C8f0Y3kVtkWGTKXf52] To help support this podcast, please consider helping us by purchasing an item from our Amazon Wishlist. These items will be used to help us build a podcast studio set. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2JYPPOW9HK47Z?ref_=wl_share [https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2JYPPOW9HK47Z?ref_=wl_share]

Am I Really Gay? | Questioning Sexuality, Celebrity Crushes & Toxic Relationships

In this unfiltered and hilarious episode of Unhinged Unicorns, Josh and Steph dive deep into the question: “Am I gay?”, but not in the way you might expect. What starts as a chaotic conversation about celebrity crushes and the steamy series Heated Rivalry quickly turns into a real, raw discussion about sexuality, attraction, and the confusion that comes with it. Steph opens up about feeling attracted to men in fantasy (hello, unattainable celebrities 👀) while also embracing her attraction to women. Along the way, the duo explores: * The difference between fantasy vs. real-life attraction * Navigating sexual identity and labels * The emotional aftermath of a toxic relationship * Communication struggles in friendships and dating * And, of course, plenty of unhinged humor Expect chaos, vulnerability, and brutally honest takes on love, identity, and everything in between. Chapters / Show Notes 00:00 – Intro & Disclaimer The tone is set immediately—this episode is not for the easily offended. 00:01 – Welcome Back to Unhinged Unicorns Josh and Steph kick things off with their signature chaotic energy. 01:30 – “Heated Rivalry” & Gay Hockey Players 🏒🔥 A thirst-filled discussion about the show and its very attractive cast. 02:45 – Celebrity Crushes & Sexual Confusion Steph explains why she’s attracted to men… but only famous ones. 05:00 – The “Blinker Fluid” Incident 🚗😂 A hilarious story about being pranked at AutoZone. 07:30 – Enter: Yungblud Obsession Steph spirals (in a relatable way) over her latest celebrity crush. 12:00 – The Big Question: “Am I Gay?” Steph breaks down her real-life attraction to women vs. men. 13:30 – Unexpected Attraction Moments Josh shares a surprising experience watching a performance. 14:30 – Performers Who Do It All 🎤 Discussion on artists like Taylor Swift and the physical demands of performing. 20:00 – Sad Music & Emotional Processing Why crying in the car just hits different. 22:00 – Humor Gets Dark (Very Dark) A moment of chaotic comedy with a disclaimer: they’re kidding… mostly. 23:00 – Communication Issues in Friendship Josh and Steph unpack how they handle conflict differently. 26:00 – Toxic Relationship Deep Dive Steph opens up about her past relationship and emotional patterns. 28:00 – Wanting Closure the Hard Way The urge to push someone to say hurtful things just to move on. 30:00 – “I Can Fix Them” Energy Why broken people seem so appealing. 31:00 – Gaslighting & Red Flags Recognizing unhealthy dynamics in relationships. 33:00 – When Humor Gets Misunderstood A story about a joke gone very wrong early in dating. 35:00 – Merch Ideas & Inside Jokes “You don’t have a leg to stand on” might be coming to a hoodie soon. 36:00 – Life Updates & Going Back to School A glimpse into personal growth and future plans. 38:00 – Stand-Up Comedy Dreams 🎤 Josh considers stepping into the world of comedy.

New Member of the Dead Dad Club

After nearly a year away, Josh and Steph return with their most raw, emotional episode yet. Both members of the unofficial “Dead Dads Club,” they share their very different but deeply connected journeys of losing their fathers — men who were loving, flawed, traumatizing, supportive, and complicated all at once. Josh recounts the final phone call with his father, the redemption arc of his last year, and the bittersweet gift of closure. Steph opens up about the painful patterns with her own dad, the lingering grief for the father she wished she had, and how therapy reframed everything. Despite the heavy themes, the episode remains unapologetically Unhinged Unicorns — full of dark humor, emotional support penises, and the kind of laughter that only comes from two best friends who refuse to process trauma quietly. If you’ve ever struggled with parental relationships, grief, guilt, healing, or breaking generational cycles… this episode will meet you where you are. If you enjoy this podcast, please give us a follow! Listen to the Unhinged Unicorns Podcast wherever podcasts are available or by visiting https://www.UnhingedUnicorns.com [https://www.UnhingedUnicorns.com] Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/30RItmaZPgdEgjVg5aRItz?si=33942e5307d24d4d [https://open.spotify.com/show/30RItmaZPgdEgjVg5aRItz?si=33942e5307d24d4d] Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unhinged-unicorns/id1693167746 [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unhinged-unicorns/id1693167746] Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/c965d72b-8b03-420f-b4c7-7c9af8f108d9/UNHINGED-UNICORNS?ref=dm_sh_a0m9sm9C8f0Y3kVtkWGTKXf52 [https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/c965d72b-8b03-420f-b4c7-7c9af8f108d9/UNHINGED-UNICORNS?ref=dm_sh_a0m9sm9C8f0Y3kVtkWGTKXf52] To help support this podcast, please consider helping us by purchasing an item from our Amazon Wishlist. These items will be used to help us build a podcast studio set. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2JYPPOW9HK47Z?ref_=wl_share [https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2JYPPOW9HK47Z?ref_=wl_share] This episode discusses coping with emotional trauma and grief as a result of a suicide attempt. If you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts or a crisis, please reach out immediately to the Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255 or text HOME to the Crisis Text Line at 741741. These services are free and confidential. If you or someone you know is struggling with an eating disorder, the Alliance for Eating Disorders Awareness Helpline offers support and resources for individuals dealing with eating disorders. Whether someone is struggling with anorexia, bulimia, binge eating disorder, or body image issues, the helpline is there to provide compassionate assistance on the journey towards recovery and healing. Phone: 1-866-662-1235 Website: https://www.allianceforeatingdisorders.com/ [https://www.allianceforeatingdisorders.com/]

Did Somebody Call for a "Toe" Truck?

Episode Title: Did Somebody Call for a "Toe" Truck? Podcast: Unhinged Unicorns Sometimes life doesn’t go according to plan! In this episode, our hosts dive headfirst into a series of wild misadventures, turning everyday mishaps into absurdly hilarious stories. From car trouble to spontaneous tangents, they explore how humor, chaos, and a touch of unpredictability can make life a little more magical. Tune in for: * Laugh-out-loud storytelling and random tangents * Relatable chaos from everyday life * Unfiltered musings on handling life’s curveballs * Good vibes, quirky insights, and a little bit of unhinged energy If you enjoy this episode, don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe! Head over to UnhingedUnicorns.com [http://UnhingedUnicorns.com] to join the mailing list and never miss an episode. Spread the chaos responsibly!

From Trauma to Trust: Embracing Self-Compassion and Intuitive Eating

In this episode of Unhinged Unicorns, Josh and Steph get real about the highs and lows of recovery. They dive into personal stories of overcoming trauma, navigating body image struggles, and embracing intuitive eating. With a mix of humor and vulnerability, they explore the challenges of self-compassion, the impact of past experiences on trust, and the journey to finding balance in life. If you’ve ever felt stuck, judged yourself too harshly, or struggled to connect with your body and mind, this episode is for you. Join us as we laugh, reflect, and remind each other that healing is messy but worth it.