What The Het?!

Bonus Episode: WTH?! Book Review: 'It' by Stephen King

Hello! Our extended hiatus continues, but in the meantime, please enjoy this rare, non-movie-centric bonus episode containing our thoughts on Stephen King's classic clown horror novel 'It'. Theme music composed by Shady Monk [//shadymonk.bandcamp.com]

Ep. 8: The Royal Tenenbaums, AKA The Indictment of Wes Anderson

[CW: This episode contains discussion of suicide, incest in the form of a romantic relationship between adopted siblings, as well as a brief mention of animal death. Stay informed and safe y'all!] Did you miss us? Yes, that's right, it's us, your estranged podcast fathers. We're back in your life because we really want to make amends with you and your siblings, and also because we're broke and got kicked out of our hotel. Let's go to the dog track, and also on a journey of forgiveness, self-discovery, gross relationships between adopted siblings, boat letters, tasteful lesbian erotica, and a simply exorbitant amount of mustard yellow. Content warning & intro: 00:00-19:35/Film synopsis: 19:35-01:01:35/Queer read: 01:01:35-01:34:35/Outro, and shoutout to Blaise!: 01:34:35-01:40:43 Theme music composed by Shady Monk [https://shadymonk.bandcamp.com/] Check out Blaise's new podcast, Let Me Sexplain [https://letmesexplain.podbean.com/], on iTunes [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/let-me-sexplain/id1448320946] or wherever you get your podcasts!

Ep. 7: Mannequin, AKA Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Imagine you're in Edfu, Egypt. It's 2500 BC, and as you're walking along you see your average ancient Egyptian teen. Who comes to mind? If you said Kim Cattrall, you're probably one of the filmmakers of 1987's box office-topping horrorshow, Mannequin. Travel with us on a journey across the ages all the way to fake 80's Philadelphia as we bring life to such hot topics as the worst possible thing you could say in a job interview, how to literally objectify a woman, and the miraculous, magical, curse-breaking power of lesbian attraction in this time-traveling, surprisingly musical episode of WTH?!. Theme music composed by Shady Monk [https://shadymonk.bandcamp.com/]

Ep. 6: Stick It, AKA The Lesbian Communist Gymnastics Revolution

Good golly: is that rad BMX boy a rad BMX GIRL? Lesbian Tuesdays or Sapphic Saturdays? We absolutely refuse to choose. Niko and Alex eat mat hard this week digging into the American classic: Stick It! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get docked for having your bra strap showing, you'll overthrow the oppressive gymnastics judging regime, you'll wonder: is Jeff Bridges' tongue really that big? Yes. Yes it is. Theme music composed by Shady Monk [https://shadymonk.bandcamp.com/]

Ep. 5: Raiders of the Lost Ark, AKA Indiana Jones, Disaster Bisexual

[CW: This episode contains extended discussion of a relationship between a legal adult and an underage teenager, as well as of a suggested relationship between a legal adult and otherwise younger child. No details are given beyond what is necessary to establish the discussion, and all instances are either referenced as having occurred previous to the events of the film or suggested by the filmmakers but not enacted in the film itself] Indiana Jones: dashing treasure hunter, tenured professor, classical hero of American cinema... and the worst human being to ever strap on a whip and a fedora and crash, boulder-like, through the lives of innocents everywhere? Don't look, Marion, (just listen) as Niko and Alex crack open the lid on Indiana's many crimes, exactly what would qualify a snake encounter as upsetting, and the government's best tops. Also, there's a lot of talk about Bee Movie. Theme music composed by Shady Monk [https://shadymonk.bandcamp.com/]